The Turd Twister

Whoa, this sounds cool! It makes taking a dump even more fun:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2961075987&category=1469

Oogy (formerly Dr. Monkeyspank)

   ^^^^^^^^ ^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^
       imposter!

On Sat, 01 Nov 2003 15:16:21 GMT, Argy wrote:

No way, buttmunch! It's the real Dr. M. I have proof or something: I can tell you about getting hitched out in CA and Michele La Wankstress and Kathy both came (uhh huh came) to the wedding. That ruled. And one time I went to Seattle and met Brian Heath. So there.

I'm like all married now and stuff so I don't spank the monkey as much, but sometimes I do for old times sake. uhh huh huh huhhh

For a long time I had this ISP that had a news server that really sucked, so I was off usenet for a while. Now I've got broadband and Sonic News and it kicks ASS! So, I'm back now. Or something.

Oogy (formerly Dr. M)

I got to finally meat (eheh) Brian ant his wife too.....several years ago. :-P They both rule!

Whoa! Welcome back dude! It's good to hear from you.

In article , [email] says...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2961075987&category=1469

Argy...Oogy (the former Dr.M)... Welcome back to both of you! (to hell with these REAL imposters....) It's, like, we're getting the old group back again, dudes! ehehehehehehehe....

Dr. Bill

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with

again,

And less spanking!!!! (although some spanking is cool....)

"Oogy" wrote in message news:[email]...

Wow! Its like, just whn you think they've though of everything, someone has a stroke of genius..mhehe..stroke.....ummmm....oh yeah, a stroke of genius and comes up with an amazing product like this. Like, *I* should have though of this, I used to have one of those dumb Play-Dough toys when I was a kid that was sorta like that, same concept anyway...that dude who invented that must have had one of those too. Dammit, I wanna invent the next big thing and get money and chicks, like the turd twister dude...But in the mean time, I think I'll go to alt.binaries.hot.sluts and go work on the next big thing.....

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on the way...............

[email] (Dr. Bill) wrote in news:ru_ob.60547$[email]:

Dr. Bill... how's thingies? ehehe thingies... ehehe ;)

do you still have my e-mail addy? drop me a line :)

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GCRU (Dr.M)!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thingies....hehehehehheh...are going pretty d***ed well, since I no longer have to spank the monkey as often as I used to (although spanking the monkey is still pretty cool) Someone actually agreed to do the marriage thing (heheheh..."thing"..."thingies") with me! Oct. 4th was the date....

Just did -- check your box, dude... :)

Cool site, dude; really need to update my own....

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Thanks, dude! :)

eheheheheheh.... More like, haven't been sleeping as much.... :)

ehehehehehe

dammit....sorry, it's that Xena naked boob that distracted me, or something...

Try again...

Is the Buttland gang still active? Need the list addy again; would be much appreciative. Or something. And what the hell IS it with these damned new imposters?

--- Dr. Bill

It seems that on 01 Nov 2003, the number one hit in Croatia was "news:[email]" (by Oogy). It was a catchy little ditty that went like this: