Mandatory atbnb Troll Poll

Dec 17, 199824 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
24 posts

Greetings, bungholes!

Recently, we were treated to a smashing post from a simply charming fellow (Suk-Mi Dong).

Now, tell the truth:

A. You thought it was real. (dumbass!)

   B. You knew who it was, but wanted to
      wait until later to say something,
      since you thought no one else knew.
   C. You thought everyone knew, but no
      one was saying anything so as not to
      hurt GC^h^hSuk-Mi's feelings.
   D. You were all in a conspiracy together
      to trick LUMP BOY into posting!

Thank you for your time,

D. Ingleberry

Gary wrote this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David Ingleberry, Jr. wrote:

do you know my cousin, David Ickhead? ;)

  (_|_)  (_O_)

yeh, dammit I've seen dong Rim's name in the credits of the movie

err..what was the question again?

oh, that buttmonkey?

err... no! butt, if we were, then it would have worked :)

yeh dammit.. that darn Gary M again! ;)

Gary M. wrote:

(_|_) regular
(_o_) pro

(_?_) undecided

(_x_) virgin

(_/\_) egyptian

(_p_) literal

(_/_) boozer

(_t_) churchgoer

Gary M. wrote:

(_|_) regular slice-o-butt

(_o_) young homo

(_?_) butt-with-worms

(_x_) butt with Cartman's eyes

(_/\_) old, slack-sphinctered homo

(_p_) nasty case of 'roids

(_/_) squeezing a fart out

(_t_) kinky games with a fishing hook

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Giant Underpants From Outer Space wrote:

(_#_) irregular

(_O_) old homo

(_@_) the kermodial buttnoid from below coming out for a breath of fresh air

(_QQ_) butt with magoo eyes

(_P_) roids that have taken over uranus

(_#_) when it did'nt turn out to be a fart

(_8~) kinky games with whip and chains(_8_) E.B. Extra Butthole

(_U_) been kicked in the ass by an ass

Heh m heh!

  (     ^     )
  (__ Y__)   too much junk in da trunk

(_._) not completely sure homo

(_+_) Red Cross butt

(_@@_) butt with Elton John's eyes

(_/O\_) older, slack-sphintered homo

(_�_)  ewwww.... it's stickin' out!!!

(_+_) chyk sqeezing a faht out

([address])  yep, same

(_/|\_) even kinkier games ...

(_�_) hairy homo kicked with a size 13 boot

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David Ingleberry, Jr. wrote in message

HAHAHA! Ingleberry! It sounds like an STD! "Oh no, I have an Ingleberry on my... um...."

Heyhowzitgoin.....

It was smashing and charming... and that was a rocking name....

With a name like Suk-Mi Dong.... just unfortunate....

And the scoreboard says.......... *Dnnnn Dnnnnnn*

Uhh, I like didn't take the money............. or something.

Yeah yeah! Conspiracy!!! YEAH!

Thankyoudrivethru :)

HAHAHAHAHA! Ingleberry! HAHAHAHAHA!

"Having problems sitting down? Can't sleep at night? Perhaps you have ingleberries. Then try INGLEBERRY TROLL POLL OINTMENT to soothe those damn ingleberry blues."

Heyhowzitgoing Gary.

Antonia wrote um, this bit... see? I don't have ingleberries. Do you? Get tested for ingleberries every five months to reduce the risk of infection. My new years resolution is to not get ingleberries. What's yours?

In article [email] (David Ingleberry, Jr.) writes:

Yeah. Suk-Mi RULEZ!

Uh........ okay.

no

maybe

no way bunghole!

Only the "godesss" EEK has that magical power, eh?

You're welcome... thankyoudrivethru

CherylAnn

On the 12th day of Beavis, Butthead gave to me....

    12 butts
    11 nads
    10 sluts
     9 tons of sluts
     8 nachos
     7 buttcheeks
     6 boi-oi-oi-ng
     5 bungholes! bungholes!
     4 boobs
     3 big boobs
     2 REALLY big boobs
     and a bunch of crap... uhuhuh

Remember that cl-ass-ic MTV promo for the release of "Do America"? ehehe that ruled eheheheh

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