What have you broken lately?

I broke a florecent lightbulb today in a dumpster. True story. It was cool.

Some guy down the park told me that white dust inside is castersugargenic - probably like er health food or something.

On Tue, 20 Sep 2005 20:10:59 GMT, "DIABOLIC" <diabolic @ usa . com> wrote:

That guy might have been me. I used that powder for jock itch one time. It made my nads break out in big red pustules. It was pretty cool.

CB

I snorted that stuff once. Afterward, I remember taking a dump in a display toilet up on a top shelf at the Home Depot, then I sort of remember scoring with what I thought was a chick. I woke up behind a broken down AMC Grimlin on blocks in some yard at the Almost Florida Trailer Park. The tailpipe was sticky. Not sure why.

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

"rear end"

Here's Laurie at home, dreaming of KT...

woa - a chick - she wants me.

On Sat, 08 Oct 2005 13:10:16 GMT, "DIABOLIC" <diabolic @ usa . com> wrote:

I think it's that stupid chick, the one named after a hotel? The one who was on "The Simple Life", and then she became a porn star.

CyberButt

What? CyberButt is a porn star chick? send pics.email us

That can't be me, if I was dreaming of KT (or any of you guys) I would have my eyes closed! Tightly!

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

you should stop dreaming and come to the King Turd Love Bung-a-low. We could have nachos and some Thunderbird, put on some GWAR, look at a Spank magazine, then do it. It would be the best 14 seconds of your life, baby!! Mhehehe....

On Wed, 21 Sep 2005 19:23:46 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

WHOA!! At first I thought King Turd was making that story up... but then I found this news story on the interNAD. I think there might be a connection!

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/11/03/toilet.suit.ap/index.html

CB

That's right down the road from me, and I've never seen him there. I think his dream was that HE was the chick when he scored. Huh huh...buttknocker.

-- Carl

LMFAO!!! hahahahaha! :-P

"King Turd" wrote in news:bx%We.3327$g32.854 @bignews1.bellsouth.net:

heh heh heh I just broke wind. does that count? ;)

Love

ER