Van Driesen's song

Hi all,

I saw a few people ask for the words to the song Van Driesen sings in "Canoe". They just aired that episode again, and I happened to tape it, so I could write it down. So here it is:

"Men", by David van Driesen

Men have feelings too May I share mine with you I may softly weep or cry out loud But either way I'll still be proud That men have feelings too May I share mine with you The inner child cries from deep within Nurture me brother, we both can win And men have feelings too May I share mine with you I... <beautiful interhuman sentiment rudely interrupted by Kodiak bear's interpretation of brotherly love>

By the way, I think "Canoe" is the best ever episode. After all, how can you beat this scene:

VD: OK, Stu, let's pitch a tent! B&BH: huh huh huh VD: Grab this pole, Stewart! B&BH: huh huh huh VD: Stick it in the hole, Stewart! In the hole! B&BH: huh huh huh BH: Stewart *is* the teacher's pet! VD: OK, boys, let's erect this thing! B&BH: huh huh huh

By another way, I still don't know what "choad" is. Pleeeeze tell me! (I can't believe it is the area between the scrotum and the anus. How the hell can you smoke that? Or is a choad-smoker someone who smokes through his butt?)

• Thomas.

How about in Mr. Anderson's Balls"? The whole thing is filled with hilarious innuendo. BH: Beavis, your balls are filthy. Go directly to the ball-washer. Golfer: No, no. You're stroking your wood all wrong. Let me see your bag. B&BH: huh huh huh Golfer: You need to get a better grip on the shaft (Then something about the head) B&BH:huh huh huh Later... Anderson: Hold on. These balls look familiar... BH: Many balls look the same, sir. Beavis: Yeah. I have two that are identical.

There's a lot more in this one. The point is, they took golf jargen and ran with it. A classic. Not my fav, but fun to watch nonetheless.

[email] (Thomas Okken) writes:

[Double Entendre from "Canoe"]

How about the scene from "Mr. Anderson's Balls"?

"You're pulling your head on every stroke. Let me see your bag."

"Take your wood and try a different grip on the shaft."

while Beavis is stroking his hand up and down vigorously.

Huh huh...

Uhh, it's like, I just said that like yesterday or something. Uhh, I know reading sucks, but it helps to avoid repetitiveness and stuff. You are right, though, that one is funnier than in canoe, IMPO.