ButtLanta Is NOT ready...emehehehe

May 26, 19963 posts by 2 posters
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Cat

Like, hello and stuff....

The Oh limp ick's are coming to Atlanta and dammit, the city isn't ready or something.

Death count: 2 (two) construction workers. One at the Dome and one at the new Oh limp ick stadium.

City Infrastructure: Streets have opened up and swallowed several cars. Large sinkholes were a problem on Peachtree St.

Other weird stuff: We are having a water ban! Yep folks, you can only water stuff on even or odd days (depending on your house #)

Pieces of construction of several venues have shown up in the most unexpected places... emehehehehehe... dumbasses.

I have a friend who is keeping an updated list of mishaps on his web page... They are pretty wild.

Oh... not to mention the crimes, or the over-building of the Oh Limp Ick Village (they have more room than people?)

Although ButtLanta is *not* ready for an influx (big word) of people from all over the world, some of the third-world countries will actually find this charming.

This has been a pubic emehehehehe...I mean public service announcement.

Ya'll come! I still have nachos and stuff... If the nachos don't get you--the dome might!

Bill, Allison, Paul, and anyone else who wants to come to ButtLanta is very welcome to stay at my place. At least my house is safe haven. :)

Peace, love, and nachos, CherylAnn Iloveeverybody

Alex StrumpfCat

Uh huh huh huh huh, "sinkholes". They RULE! It's like, if you fell into one, then you'd be stuck in a hole and stuff. And as for the water ban, you can, uhh huh huhuhuh, just, you know, 'tinkletinkletinkle'. That would be cool.

Damn, I have to head over to, uhhhhh, Atlantis or something; I think it's near Seattle, which is in Asia or something. Plus, I need money for nachos.

Dammit, I need some more sixpacks of the Edge(not that dillweed who sang NUMB) so I can get this buzz I'm having back again. And also some chicks. And that's my tale from the dark side. ThankyouI'mBeavis, Goodnight!

Alex in the crib..in the hiiouse

"YOU HAVE AWAKENED MY BUNGHOLE AND NOW YOU MUST PAY! THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NONBELIEVERS!" The Great Cornholio, "Buttniks"

In article Alex Strumpf writes:

emehehehe... stuck in a hole with tinkletinkletinkle... uhh... wait a minute... that's pretty messed up! emehehehehehe...

emailing your #x27;s for nachos and stuff.

Whoa! sixpacks RULE! ehehemehehemehe.

CherylAnn "In da howwse! Iloveeverybody