Young Ladies of Buttland -- COME ON DOWN!!! YOU'RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PRICE IS CLOSE ENOUGH!!!!

Jun 16, 19964 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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That's right, ladies!! I'm hiring a new assistant for the show, and I think I've found my pool of applicants right here in atbnb! The job itself isn't that difficult: You wave your arms around in front of merchandise, and smile. It pays pretty good, and it's steady work. Most of my girls have been with the show for over 15 years now!

Plus, there will be the opportunity to work with me, Bob Barker, the game show host with the longest-running show in daytime game show history! You will meet industry insiders, and you will enjoy wonderful working conditions, including cruises on my yacht and fine dining in the evenings at my sprawling Malibu mansion!!

Just post a reply if you're interested and I'll email you -- the email at the studios here is not too secure, since there are all sorts of pages here who snoop in my mail, not to mention some of the girls, who can tend to get a little catty if someone younger and (dare I say it?) cuter comes along. Let me know what your qualifications are (preferably in JPEG format) and whether you have ever fantasized about dating an older, very wealthy and successfful man with powerful friends and the finer physical comforts that life can offer.

So, COME ON DOWN, young ladies!! Let's see what you've got!

Bob Barker

Let me know what your qualifications are (preferably in JPEG format)

Hi Bob

I would like to apply for the "position" uh uh uh uh uh

here is my "qualifications" uh uh..in jpeg format uh uh uh

http://www.qbc.clic.net/~birdy/jc/pictures/2/hotspot.jpg

I'm sure that you will agree, that I am the only one suited for this

"position" uh uh uh

So, "Bob", uh uh.."come on - down" eheheh The price is right ehehehe

Jenny Taylia

Let me know what your qualifications are (preferably in JPEG format)

Hi Bob

I would like to apply for the "position" uh uh uh uh uh

here is my "qualifications" uh uh..in jpeg format uh uh uh

http://www.qbc.clic.net/~birdy/jc/pictures/2/hotspot.jpg

I'm sure that you will agree, that I am the only one suited for this

"position" uh uh uh

So, "Bob", uh uh.."come on - down" eheheh The price is right ehehehe

Jenny Taylia