TV

is the Devil's tool. You don't need it anymore. Goodnight, brothers.

On Mon, 3 Mar 2003 17:47:59 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

uh huh huh, *tool*

That's just crazy talk! If you didn't watch TV what would you watch?

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

Well, I could go to Babes R Us and watch cole slaw wrestling. Speaking of which, I went to this place called the Cabbage Patch at Bike Week with this Harley dude I hang out with sometimes last year...he looks the part, but hes really kind of a dork, cause he works at some computer company running a bunch of ser-vers or something, hes got all the required Harley Dude tattoos and stuff and looks like he'd kick your ass...but he's pretty cool and doesn't snort meth then kill people and stuff...so anyway, we went to this Cabbage place he said was cool and there were Hardley dudes and Hardley chicks everywhere, but they were all pretty cool, in a wierd sort of way...it was a bit like that Creatures of Rock where theres the fat drunk dude yelling "WOOHOO, ROCK N ROLL, PLAY SOME SKINARD, MAN!" or whatever....and there were chicks really wrestling in cole slaw, they mixed cole slaw with baby oil or motor oil or something....which ordinarily would have been sort of cool, except that these chicks, at least the ones I saw while I was there drinking an edge or 3, were fugly and were far from good looking, but dressed like they thought they were really hot with like next to nothing on. I don't want to sound dis-creamatory, but if youre 50, and have about 50 pounds more pounds than your build should probably carry, and have the stretch marks from like 12 kids and stuff, please dont wear a leather g-string 2 piece bikini. Its not flattering. This has been a pubic cervix announcement from King Turd. Thank you, drive through. Speaking of which, I went to Bike Week today until the monsoon hit and I got all wet and stuff and left, since I was feeling so sick I coulden't make it to work and stuff today....mhehehe...but I skipped the Cole Slaw Wrestling. I did take some photos with the new digital TurdCam that I finally got in the mail yesterday...I'll post some Bike Week photos if anyone gives a crap...digital cameras *rule*...this is another open invitation for all chicks to pose..mheheh...naked for, you know...art..... I'm going to have some really cool photos from the TurdCam next month to show anyone who gives a crap, I'm leaving on King Turds Big Adventure on Apr 4th....its sort of like Cannonball Run butt on bikes...a 'race' coast to coast, from Jacksonville Beach FL to San Diego CA.. I've never been out west and the ride back east is gonna be even cooler cause I'm gonna go cool places and see the Hoover Damn, the Grand Crevis, maybe Las Vegas if I have time, and a bunch of other cool stuff, I'm even going to go Way Down Mexico Way to Tiajuana from San Diego for a day and eat some tacos and stuff and maybe get a shot of tequila... This is gonna be cool... and any signs I see, like 'Welcome to Beaver Gulch', or 'Longwood City Limits', or 'Entering Butts County', I'll take photos of...and even cooler is that I might be able to score a laptop from a friend of mine to take and check email and post crap from wherever the hell I happen to be at the time. He's got this map program with like..ummmm...maps and stuff...and he told me I could take it with me, so I might sign up for aol with one of those suckass cd's they have everywhere and be able to get to the internet and usenet and email....I'm not sure I could get into my bellsouth acct to post photos but at least I could read email and post....hehe..post..mhheh...ummm..where was I...oh yeah...post and stuff from whatever hotel I happened to be at... This is probably the longest, suckiest, atvbnb post ever...

King Turd aka Mike

"King Turd" wrote in message news:uV8aa.32185$[email]... <snip>

Yeah, it is! But the part about Beaver Gulch and LongwOOd RULED though...

On Fri, 7 Mar 2003 17:26:43 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

Is he one of the three dudes with bikes in the picture with you on the website? I can't tell which one he is, because all of them look like they are ready willing and able to kick my ass.

Hey, WTH? I just looked at your page again, and that pic with the 4 dudes on bikes is gone. It's been replaced with a pic of some fartknocker holding a digital camera!

Well, at least it looks like a nice camera.

Whoa. That sounds like quality entertainment. I don't guess it's legal in my state though.

So true.

Yeah! Yeah!!! This is gonna be cool!!!!!

This is the coolest thing I have ever heard.

Don't forget to tie knots in the condoms.

Even if you don't wind up bringing a laptop with you, there are lots of Internet cafes all over the place now, you can go in and order a crappuchino and type on the computer and send email and surf and stuff! This will rule. We will be able to follow along on KT's Excellent Adventure over the Internet!

You can get get to your email anywhere using a web browser... you go to www.mail2web.com

Uh, no?

CB

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

Nope, hes a different dumbass.

Yeah, that guy's a dillhole. But he's got a nice new camera! "My god, my god..my baby...I missed you so...Good lord, you've been violated!"

have

Mexico

Why? Then you don't get a buzz. Whamee, or anyone else in San Diego? I have, like, questions about San Diego, or something...

Except for putting knots in the rubbers full of drugs, your full of good ideas!...you should invent something, like the ButtScratcher 3000...I doubt I'll have time for tracking down internet cafe's and stuff on this trip though, I might be able to get to the internet when I'm crashing at the hotel for the night, but I'm not sure I'll be able to even get to usenet with one of those suckass aol cd's, and I'm not sure that some of the places I'll be will even have a local dialup number... BFE Texas, etc... But I'll give it a shot, give me something to do for a few minutes at the hotel at night besides scoring with the desk clerk chicks.

Whatcha wanna know?

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

We wanna go to Tiajuana the next day after we finish this thing in San Diego since most of us haven't been there, I heard theres some buses or something that will take you there so you can drink all the Tequila you want and not get busted by the federales, like, where can you find one of these buses and how does that crap work? Do you know the area near Sunset Cliffs Blvd at the end of I-8? Is there somewhere around there where you can get to the beach easy? This thing I'm doing...mhehehe..thing I'm doing...ummm...oh yeah... is starting at the Atlantic in Jacksonville Beach, and ending at the Pacific and the 1st one there like, wins..so I need to find the quickest way to the beach for a picture of me on the beach then to the closest gas station that has those receipts that show times on it to prove I'm cooler than those other dorks and win. Then I have to go to have a cop sign something to prove I didn't cheat...so I found that the closest police station is on Broadway off of I-5...is that in an area that I'm gonna get my sh*t jacked by some straight compton G with a glock if I'm there at night? Is there a wingshack or a hooters (you got them there in San Diego?) or something similar somewhere near I-5 and I-8 that would be open at like 10:00 or 11:00 on a Sun night? Like, you can email me at stopthatathotmaildotcom if you don't want to waste all these other bungholes time with my dumbass San Diego questions.

On Fri, 14 Mar 2003 19:39:26 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

Hey everybody... I think KT and Whamee are going to do it. Let's follow them and watch.

Ok.... Let me do a little homework on this. Is that all you have to do? Let me know your exact route and I'll e-mail you and try and find you the best way to go about it. If you have any more questions just let me know.

P.S. Huh huh, pee... If I don't get back to you right away it's because I'm helping my sister move this week so it may take a few days.

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

Let

way

I'm going to be getting there on I-8 and 1st have to get to the beach for a photo, then to a gas station for one of those receipts with a date and time on it, then to the cop station to get them to sign some crap to prove I didn't cheat. I'm supposed to find someplace cool that everyone can meet up as they get to San Diego and have an edge or 3, and someplace like Hooters or something like that seemed to be cool with everyone. But I dunno where anything is there. It looks like Sunset Cliffs Blvd right at the end of I-8 has a bunch of crap like gas stations and maxi-marts and stuff, and it looks like Newport Ave goes to the beach close to there, and the closest cop station is on Broadway from what I can find, so like, let me know if I'm like, not wrong, or if theres a better way and I will owe you an Orange Orachata Slushie.

move

Cool, it will give me a few days to think about your naked sister carrying stuff, naked.

Wen you get to San Diego downtown, take the trolley ($2) down to San Ysidro -- or "San Yskidrow" -- and get out at the border. There are these blue buses back up the street a little ways that will take you to downtown TJ right on Revolucion Avenue. I forget how much they cost but it's not too bad. If you face the border they're on the right side -- if you are walking back up from where you got off the trolley they're on the left. In some kind of parking lot exit-way. They wil take you to some parking lot where you change busses and pay your fare. That 2nd bus takes you to Revolucion Ave.

When you get into TJ you walk throgh this mall-like thing and you come out on Revolucion Ave. Turn left and go down a few blocks to a place called "The Cave" and ask what kind of drink discount they'll give you.

Be informed that on the way back the wait may take forever. They are really scrutinizing everyone and you can sit on that bus for over an hour before you get off to go through the checkpoint. The trolleys run late but if I were you I'd find a Motel 6 or some place in the morning before you go down, and crash there when you get back. Pay for a good decent room -- DO NOT look for places like The Baltic Inn just because they're cheap.

Cool, thanks for the inside info...what is that Cave place? Just a bar? Or is there cool stuff happening there?

It serves beer and Margaritas, and chips and salsa (muy picante), and has a pretty good menu for actual meals. They had this TV on with sports as well as some kind of canned music. Look for papier-mache dinosaurs above the door and open wndow.

I watch very little TV. In fact, I don't need TV. The only channel that I watch is Toon Disney. I pretty much use my TV for watching DVD's.

Nowadays, IMO, TV sucks. There isn't that many good TV shows on the air anymore. I get my TV fix by purchasing TV shows on DVD which are released in season format. TV is just not the same anymore. Several years ago, there were many shows on the air which I liked such as Beavis & Butt-head, South Park (I enjoyed Season 1 & Season 2), Home Improvement, etc but nowadays there are very few TV shows which I like.

You might like Mission Hill or Home Movies on Cartoon Network. Good writing.

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writing.

I rarely watch TV because it usually sucks ass, it just went downhill after BnB were taken off the air....I like the Simpsons still, and Medical Detectives (but don't worry, I still like chicks)...those are about the only two shows that I'll go out of my way to watch. I get a ton of movies from alt.binaries.vcd and alt.binaries.divx, usually I just burn that to VCD and save them for a boring night...watched The Road Warrior the other night, it was cool, I haven't seen that one since Jr high school...watching Old School tonight. Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis...mhehehe....

This chick loves Medical Dectectives and Forensic Files and all the stuff like that. I like The Simpsons butt I think it's seen better days. I like Futerama, it's pretty cool now that Cartoon Network is showing it nightly. There's alot of TV shows that I watch butt I can't think of one that is something extra special to me. Except repeats of cool shows.

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

"> This chick loves Medical Dectectives and Forensic Files and all the stuff like

Just another reason why you are the coolest chick ever. :)