Need a quote!

Sep 14, 1993, 1:29 PM ET11 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
11 posts

Whats the exact straw-related line Beavis says when he's onstage as a stand-up comic?

-max

Also, is my .sig quote correct?

Max Ross Brenner | Beavis: "The future sucks. Change it." [email] | Butt-head: "I may be cool, Beavis, but even PGP key available | I can't change the future."

In article [email] (Max Ross Brenner) writes:

It's very close, but if you want it verbatim, leave out the word 'even'.

In fact, I have seen the older episodes so many times I could probably spot almost any small error I see on this newsgroup. ...That is... except for the 'heat of the meat/beat' controversy. I'll have to go check my tape one of these days. I'll maybe even compile a list of quotes by episode.

| ___ | BH: "Brian Johnson looks like he's | | / _ / G. Elliott | taking a dump. huh-huh huh-huh" | | /__/ / ___ | B: "Yeah. hm-hm-m He's constipated | | __/ /__ [email] | 'cause he's old. hm-hm-m " |

No, its: "I'm Waycool Beavis , but I cannot change the future."

/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Greg Dunko [email] // I do music(guitars), // // Computer Science Student // volleyball, computers,// // Rochester Institute of Tech.(Rochester, NY USA) // and games. //

As many times as that one has been on, you'd think everybody would have this memorized; I certainly do:

Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis... is this s'posed to be about the future?!?

Beavis: Yeah..heh hhehh... the future sucks!.. Change it!.. heh hh

Butt-Head: I'm pretty coll, Beavis, but I can't change the future.. hhuh uhhh..

Uhhhh.... Oh yeah. huh-huh huh-huh-huh I forgot.

| ___ | B: "Is that what they mean when they | | / _ / G. Elliott | say 'videos have symbolism'?" | | /__/ / ___ | B: "Huh-huh-huh huh-huh-huh-huh-huh | | __/ /__ [email] | huh-huh hYou said 'ism'!" |

In article [email] writes:

no way fartknocker. its "i'm pretty cool beavis, but even i cant change the future." go spank your monkey, hm heh hmm hmm...

d

[email] if you want to get ahead, you need to give a little...

ahhhh... er... yeah what he said....

"All of a sudden you realize you couldn't even really know another person until you saw him or her do Nothing." -- Bill Zehme on the philosophy of Seinfeld

My .sig says it all, assmunch ('cept for the huh-huh's, a little creative license there, uh-huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh-huh-huh, huh-huh-huh-huh...)

John Evans || "I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change [email] || the future. Uh-huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh, 515 Cobleigh || huh-huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh, huh-huh." phone: (406) 994-5980 || -- guess who

No way. Watch the video again. I watched it and my quote was correct.

/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // Greg Dunko [email] // I do music(guitars), // // Computer Science Student // volleyball, computers,// // Rochester Institute of Tech.(Rochester, NY USA) // and games. //