A Poem

"Wubba wubba wubba,
	 a-snubba snubba snoo.
	 Ooba-roo bo-skooma, and
	 a-wubba wubba woo.

	 Drink a quart of Robitussin,
	 though you've got no cough.
	 It might not cure what ails you, but
	 it really gets you off.

	 Four and twenty blackbirds
	 hangin' out at Dairy Queen.
	 You hear about the bastard, but
	 he's rarely ever seen.

	 The gamma level in my pants
	 has reached a thousand rads.
	 Oppenheimer kicked
	 Enrico Fermi in the nads.

	 I told you when you first walked in,
	 this pet shop's kinda strange.
	 All the cats are schizophrenic.
	 All the dogs have mange.

	 The end is nigh,
	 the poet's high on
	 Robitussin,
	 so, goodbye.

	 Wubba wubba wubba,
	 a-snubba snubba snoo.
	 Ooba-roo, bo-skooma, and
	 a-wubba wubba woo."

It rhymes, therefore it's poetry.

All Hail the Master

Huh he meh mm I said "Master"

Anamul

Wubba Joe wrote in message ...

Thanks...yeah. I'm master poet. I'm also good at that part in fishing where you put worms on the hook...yeah...I'm a master at that too...

Wubba Joe wrote:

Heh m heh. I'm master beavis.

oh yeh ehehememe master.. ehehemaster.. er. master fisherman ehehe

ehehe get you off ehehehehe

who? Liberace? ehehe hey, you *did* say *queen*! ehehe

uhuh mange e hehe itchy nads ehehe

so is this ehehe *poop* ehehe

Explosions at dawn Pearl Harbor in my Jockeys Olean sneak attack

sepia whirlpool in denim receptacle rectal undertow

office party hell i laugh and slip a small fart what's that in my shoe?

deceptive label internal lubrication i dispense 'soft-serve'

fecal urgency i cannot leave the subway oh no! laundry time.

BTW... GCRU site has moved.. F**K Geotitties and their adverts! :)

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Is that, like, haipu or something? It's very pretty, while still somehow managing to make me want to go to the bathroom pretty bad... You should do a poem about big hard turds - the kind you think are split you in two and leave you needing 'Depends'. Glad to hear you're off Geocities. The Gay Cartoon Character Research Center must continue doing its Good Work for all humanity...

Wubba Joe wrote:

Yea like the one that made beavis think he was pregnant.

Here i sitsame as ever took a dump pulled the lever the toilet clogged the water flowed look out world its the motherload

and then my friends you die, or something. Heh m heh.

how about that cla-ass-ic duet betwen Motorhead and Iron Maiden, which was unfortunately, never released......

"bowlwinder... remember me, now, bowlwinder....alright!"

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Coming this fall to TNT: Lorenzo Lamas IS "Bowlwinder"! He's a tough cop with a mid-80's hairdo, and he doesn't take any crap - but he gives out plenty! Riding his badass motorcycle across country on a freelance crimefighting mission, and leaving his long, sticky brown trademarks in every gas station restroom from New York to L.A., from El Paso to International Falls...He's "BOWLWINDER", and he gets around - and around, and around! This fall, on TNT!

uhuh Lorenzo Llama-ass ehehehe

ROTFL ehehe

and he doesn't take any crap - but he gives

that ruled ehehehe ;)

check out www.doodie.com ehehe especially the archives of the daily poop cartoons ehehe they rule... view them all, you will pee your pants ehehehe they rule ehehehehe

uhuh Lorenzo Llama-ass ehehehe

ROTFL ehehe

and he doesn't take any crap - but he gives

that ruled ehehehe ;)

check out www.doodie.com ehehe especially the archives of the daily poop cartoons ehehe they rule... view them all, you will pee your pants ehehehe they rule ehehehehe

Evil Beavis wrote in message ...

Coool, meheheh uhuh mmm mehehehe

Anamul

yeh ehehe and leaving you whimperingin pain ehehhe and bleeding eheheh yeh eheheh reaching for the Tucks pads ehehehehehe

err. no.. wait.. uhuh sorry.. that's prison uhuh ;)

Glad to hear you're off

yeh they suck!! ehehe