This story is a very cautionary tale of how lack of proper hygiene can result in dis-ass-trous results. Please remember to take your K-O-poop-tate before breaking into a house:
This sounds very much like what Stewart would do in making a bungling attempt to get money for his bladder control medicine. This happened just before the episode where Beavis and Butt-head come over to Stewart's house and pick up his homework.
Remember folks, never break into a house with the runs.
Love
Dr. Emma Roids, Proctologist, Psychiatrist. Director, Center for the Study of Buttology, University of Washington Seattle