Survey.

When you scratch your nads, what method do you use?

A) The traditional up and down method B) The pinch and roll method. C) Other.

Did you modify the ButtScratcher 2000 for nad duty? Good work Abe, at least youre good for someting except being old and worthless. Are you going to die soon? Do you have a will? Do you need any chores done or anything?

"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Youre kind of mouthy for some old dude who is about to be worm food any day now.

Once you die, I'm going to bang that old chick who left you because you lost your driver's license, on your grave. I'll probably put a blanket down to keep the daisies you'll be pushing up from poking her in the butt.

"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

I use the ole pinch n roll. safely takes care of the itch without causing nad damage. "King Turd" wrote in message news:knD%d.38666$[email]...

"Universal Bunghole" wrote in message news:r4a0e.170792$FM3.109524@fed1read02...

Thats the method of choice in may pants as well. Good call.

I use my long nails. It's just one of the benefits of being a chick.