Some ways that various characters have screwed up the boys' names:
--Beavis and Butter (that Ross Perot-looking Christian Businessman guy)
--Beaver and Butthole (the scary prisoner with the artificial leg)
--Beaver and Buttplug (my favorite, from Earl the delinquent in Van Drisen's class)
--Bevvis and Bat-head (at least that's what it sounds like when Hiro says it).
--Beasty and Buttboy (a drunk I ran into a few weeks ago)
Come up with some more?
(Huhhuh..he said..huhuhuh...he said hehehehehe 'come...up')
--Jeff ---------------------------
"I may be a idiot, but at least I ain't led no hum drum life." -- Forrest Gump