watch out fer yer turds!

Jun 14, 2003, 2:30 PM ET11 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Davealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

The other day we like got some exclusive footage of Mr. Anderson sneaking into King Turd's basement and then he like ate like eleventeen jars of King Turd's massive turd collection. Needless to say we were like, huh, huh, shocked and dismayed, or something. He kept drooling on himself, and twitching, all the while muttering senselessly that this somehow reminded him of nam, and how when he got home he could'nt get the thought of eating turds out of his head. So he figured he would get back at that turd fella by eating his turd collection, you know kill two birds with one stone, yeah, that would be cool, or something. This Mr. Anderson dude scares the bejesus out of me, first with the young boys, now with the turd gobblin' thing, he seems to be getting more demented by the day, eh. Pretty soon they'll be digging up bodies from under his toolshed. Anyway, when was the last time you seen his wife? So, I guess King Turd had better go take inventory of his turdstock, because Mr. Anderson looked pretty hungry, and for all we know he could still be there. Watch out for the turd chompin', little boy fondlin', wife beatin', meth snortin, puppy kickinest dude, known simply as Mr. Anderson, dum, dum, dum. Just thought you guys ought to know he was a turd gobbling rampage. Peace, love and butts.

Roy Batty↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"King Turd" wrote in message news:VhYGa.17528$[email]...

1998

I don't know about Anderson, he's got the marine code of honour and all. He might have had to eat turds on the Bataan Death March or in Guad-anal-canal but that was a long time ago...

I heard those damned thieving beamish and buttkiss kids have been selling turds as fuel oil. Burns with a smoky flame but if it reduces our reliance on foreign oil from those damned germans in Cloudy Arabia and the Sultana of Oregon or something. Maybe 04/04/98 was a particularly flammable vintage 'I'll have a '78 medium sloppy' 'An excellent choice monsieur' You're sitting on a gold mine 'King Turd Getty'

Thankyou, drive through...

Dave↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Sun, 15 Jun 2003 07:33:43 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

I heard he's getting a new toolshed because he turned his old one into a meth lab. He needs to suplement his income because of the drop off in buisness. It seems his hoes are holdin' out on him, or something to that effect. At least thats what I heard from old Moose Thompson, and his buddy Rusty Shackleford. They've never steered me in the wrong direction. Anyway, what would they gain from spreading false information? You should be ashamed of yourself, Tom, you old pervazoidal, meth lab havin', hoe smackin' maniac. Oh yeah, I almost forgot some vital information Moose Thompson passed along about our Mr. Anderson. Supposedly after his daily crapatory session he does'nt wipe! So, put that together with his butt scratin', finger sniffing technique, and he's either tasting or sniffing poop all day. I think he is muy disturbalistico. Beware of the turd harvester for he is among us! Peace, love, and butt turds.

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg↩ Davealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Dave wrote in message news:...

No use your head. Why would he be burgeling turds... can you make methamphetamine out of turds? NO! Do turds contain pschoactive compounds, NO. So what do turds and his little drugy money making venture have to do with each other. Simple, shroomz. Panealus Cysentra, (if that is what it is called), is a species of psilocybin mushroom that grows on turds. He is growing magic mushrooms, then extracting the active ingreedence and selling the meth heads psilocybin instead of meth. This leads to them freaking out due to withdrawral being mixed with hallosonigenic dissasociation. Why would he want to make his customers have bad trips, simple, to pureify the trade of finely cut chicken from inner mongolia!

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"King Turd" wrote in message news:...

Yes I am indeed very clever, did you also know that the reason you sleep at night instead of staying awake hallocinating and muttering absurdities is because of the dangerously unbalanced ratio of mda and thc in your blood!