Hokey Pokey Originator Meets Lord Dumbass III

Yes, Larry LaPrise, the originator of the Hokey Pokey, has passed while his loved ones pulled his finger. The originator of this stupid dance leaves behind a legacy of inanity (yes that is a word) which will remain for centuries.

In his honor, please perform a solemn version of the Monkey Boy in the privacy of your own home and recite these words:

You put your left nad in, you take your left nad out, you put your left nad in and you shake it all about, you do the Monkey Boy and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!

You put your right nad in, you take your right nad out, you put your right nad in and you shake it all about, you do the Monkey Boy and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!

You put your monkey in, you take your monkey out, you put your monkey in and you shake it all about, you do the Monkey Boy and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!

Be advised that wowyn also have nads and monkeys, so this is a transgended dance or something.

Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf

I wonder if they will play the song at his funeral?

Hey, paul

There is a great indie rock band, called HAunted Garage, out of LA

They have a CD out on Metal Blade records, and they do a version of the

Hokey Pokey, with similar lyrics, over a fast "Motorhead"-style beat.

uh uh..I said "beat" uh uh

"you put your big ass in, big ass out, etc"

"you put your big dick in, pull some dead cheese out, your big dick in,

and shake it all about"

Now, I wonder if they will play *TATH* version at the funeral?

Someone should ask his Lordship..

Mr. Inburrito "you stick your burrito in, your burrito out..."

Did someone say hope-he pokes-me? Fag, huh huh.

uh uh..that ws pretty cool, Godfather...you rule....uh uh

Giant Underpants From Outer Space