Calling King Turd
Jul 24, 2007, 6:28 PM ET6 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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On Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:28:44 -0400, Laurie wrote:
Well clearly this is a fabulous business opportunity, with poop in such high demand nowadays.
However, I seriously doubt that King Turd would be willing to part with his precious collection of humanure, which he has lovingly preserved and stored in jars in his baSEMENt, just for the sake of getting rich quick. You never can tell though.
"baSEMENt"?
Whoa!!! How'd you do that? You should like be a teacher or something.
On Fri, 27 Jul 2007 00:58:54 -0700, [email] wrote:
I'm keeping you after school.
"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...
You are correct, sir, no way am I parting with my little jars of joy. However, I have plenty of basement I could sell at the sperm bank. Gotta go, time to spank for cash.
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
No way I'm selling in this market, turd futures are rock bottom right now. Thanks for your concern about my financial future though.