BUTTHEAD: Uhhhh, so we uhh, like, we're doing this commercial
BEAVIS: Heh, you said (SMACK)
BUTTHEAD: Shut up, bungmunch! Anyway, we're gonna read you the system regquietmints for Windows 7.
BEAVIS: Yeah heh! Windows 7 is Awesome! It lets me look up hot chicks heh heh
BUTTHEAD: Yeahhh... huhuhuh
BEAVIS: So, heh, Windows 7 requires, a 1 Fizzlehertz Procurer, and a 16 Jizzahertz Hard Drive.
BUTTHEAD: Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuh
BEAVIS: Heh heh oh yeah. That's like, five "you said"'s right there.
BUTTHEAD: Uhuhuhuhuh, yeah. It also, like, requires 1 Jiggabyte...
BEAVIS: ...yeah, Jigga, yeeeeah...
BUTTHEAD: of memory for the 32-bit, huhuhuhuhuh, "bit"
BEAVIS: Yeah. and BITE!!!
BUTTHEAD: Uhuhuhuhuhuh. Uhuhuhuhuhuh. But for 64-bit, you need 2 Jiggabytes memory and 20 Gigglebites hard drive. Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh. "Mammary" huhuhuhuh
BEAVIS: Hey Butthead, we should, like, do a Windows 7 rap song, like: "Big big bite jigga bit bling bite! Bling Bling Bling bite bite munch munch pimp homey byyyAAAAAAAHHHH!"
BUTTHEAD: Uhuhuh settle down, Beavis. And a Dirext Ext 69 graphics device with WMDM-101, or something.
BEAVIS: Hey, umm, where's Stuart? He, heh, knows all about this stuff!
BUTTHEAD: (whispering) Because Stuart is a bungmunch! Plus, being on a commercial, you know how many chicks we get to score with?
BEAVIS: Heh heh, oh yeah, heh. So, like, if any of you chicks wanna bite my, umm, Hey Butthead, I really think we should call in Stuart's Kip Winger Geek Squad! They know all about computers and could maybe help us score!
BUTTHEAD: Uhuhuhuh, you're such a dumbass, Beavis. Chicks would never score with Stuart!
BEAVIS: Heh, but they might score with Kip Winger.
BUTTHEAD: Dammit Beavis shut up before I smash the bejesus out of you!
BEAVIS: Heh heh, okay.
BUTTHEAD: So, like, you need Internet access, fees may apply, so that means no more phone sex.
BEAVIS: Hey! That sucks!
BUTTHEAD: Yeah. Anyway, "Depending on, ressolu..."
BEAVIS: "solutio..."
BUTTHEAD: This is dumb. Let's go to the mall and get chicks the old fashioned way.
BEAVIS: Heh, you mean, like, dialing 1-900-LICK from the payphone?
BUTTHEAD: No, bungmunch, payphones don't have real thingies. I mean, like, real chicks.
BEAVIS: Heh, and like, we're already on TV, so the chicks will notice us too, right?
BUTTHEAD: Uhuhuhuhuh. Yeahh. We're gonna score. huhuh
(It is unknown whether or not Microsoft aired this commercial. A commercial did air in Highland with the following link shown on the screen: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16832116718)