*p0OP*

Baby Turd was born last week! Its cool! Guess its time to start a new trd collection, since shes quite a producer. *Po0p*. And lots of it. Diapers are dipping onto my nacho and beer money.

but i dont have any tp

"frog baseball" wrote in message news:300820042220265200%[email]...

trd

Diapers

"Silent Bob." wrote in message news:mGWYc.14268$[email]...

You still have the towel, don't you?

"frog baseball" schreef in bericht news:300820042220265200%[email]

Same here! All the best.

Yeah. You can never be too careful.

Hey KT ,well done, get all the sleep you can now 'cause when she starts teehing you'll get none at all (unless you play GWAR really loud all night

"> Hey KT ,well done, get all the sleep you can now 'cause when she starts

You mean I'm NOT supposed to be doing that already?

i do have my towel

let me get it eheh ehehehe yeah

"aghasee" wrote in message news:413446dc$0$62380$[email]...

"Silent Bob." wrote in message news:gFsZc.16100$[email]...

Is it that one youve been wiping your butt with for the past few weeks?

"frog baseball" wrote in message news:300820042220265200%[email]...

Thanks and stuff! I plan on just sitting outside the window with a 12 pack and a shotgun.

"King Turd" schreef in bericht news:eCXYc.60201$[email]

Ermm... like, I have a question here... You will let us know when she starts growing boobs, won't you?

"aghasee" wrote in message news:41344786$0$62400>

Shes a week old, and youre already asking about boobs?! If she wasn't my daughter I'd be asking the same thing though....but since she is, just assume that in about 14 years give or take she'll have boobs. And stay away from her bedroom window. I'm drunk and armed.

"King Turd" writes in article dated Tue, 31 Aug 2004 09:17:28 -0400:

I hope Queen Turd is putting her boobs to good use. Mothers' milk makes the poop stink less. Just wait a few months until the little nipper starts chowing down on nachos instead; you'll need an outdoor trash bin for the dirty stuff.

-- spud_demon -at- thundermaker.net The above may not (yet) represent the opinions of my employer.

Mhehehe...boob advice :) The nice thing about boob feeding is that formula doesnt cut into the beer and nacho fund!

It's all a funny joke now but in 13-14+ years it won't be so funny anymore. There will be 20 year old fellows hitting on your daughter...and she'll love the attention. arrghhhh!!! Even the ones her own age will be trying to score. arrghhhh!!!

Up to age 12 or so will be the best years. She'll be your baby and will be home asleep at night. After that though, it all goes downhill and you'll just have to hope that you taught her well. It all starts to change (for the worst) once they leave elementary school.

oh man! I've been there!

Argy wrote in message news:...

Um, "for the worst"? What do you mean, bratworst?

Well like....once they turn 13, are in a new school, and start growing thingies.... you really have to start watching over them least they turn into cheap sluts or something. It's a scary time for a Dad(tm) that's for sure.

Argy wrote in message news:...

Young Man, are you saying you have 13-year-old twin daughters who are growing thingies and turning into cheap thong-wearing sluts who leave the house with their brassiere straps showing? Please post pictures so the group members can properly evaluate this disturbing situation.

I dunno, 13 is a little young for me to be lusting over...now, 14..thats ok. So how about the photos, you know, for ed-u-kational purposes only...boioioing! Sluts RULE!

Don't forget to buy her a hat before she's 5 so she can look out of the window. Congrats.

"King Turd" wrote in message news:oDPYc.67956$[email]...

trd

Diapers

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:s01Zc.68277$[email]...

Thanks dude! She'll be staying away from windows though, Argy might be lurking outside.

hahahaha uhhhhhh.....hey wait a minute!.......what?? ;)

"King Turd" wrote in message news:oDPYc.67956$[email]...

to start a new trd

lots of it. Diapers

That's thinking ahead - someone to send to the Quik-E-Mart for when you're too fat to leave the trailer. Or barred. Or just lazy. How old do they have to be before you can buy them their first rifle?

TYDT

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:ch2ppu$v5r$[email]...

Exactly! Now youre thinking. Hey, Baby Turd, get your ass to the fridge and get me another beer. I think the age limit for carrying a rifle is like 5 or so, as a true Uhhmherikan, I will most certainly be giving her a shotgun for her 5th birthday, then we can both go back behing Wal-Mart and shoot some turds. Father daughter bonding, you know.

Wow!  Congratulations --- DAD!!!!  :-D   :-D   :-D   :-D   :-D

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

Thanks dude! Now I have proof I scored once.

"King Turd" schreef in bericht news:VD6Zc.43229$[email]

No way dude. You've always boasted in here it was yours, but how do we (and you) really know?

Mhehhehh.

Maybe I'll go on Jerry Springer for one of those DNF tests, then throw a chair at him.

"King Turd" wrote in message news:...

Young Man, Congratulations on having a baby of the good variety. (non-boy). And congratulations to the Mom too!

Would it be ok if we all voted on what to name the baby?

[ ] Lolita

[ ] Tanqueray

[ ] Gina

[ ] Dreama

[ ] Elk-Slayer

Thanks Ca..I mean...Prunella! I personally have been more fond of non-boys all my life. My vote goes for Elk-Slayer (Jr.), however any other suggestions are of course welcome.

In article ,

Congratulations.

Tanqueray Gin-a Turd kinda has a nice ring to it.

Claude

"claudel" wrote in message news:ch2tkh$gio$[email]...

Then I could scream "Tanqueraaaaaaaay! Git yer ass in the kitchen, girl, and get me another beer!"

I was thinking Chingate Burrito Turd has a nice ring to it.

Mhehehheh... And KT can't possibly be leaning out of two bedroom windows at the same time.

hey, baby...

"aghasee" wrote in message news:4136d229$1$62391$[email]...

Dammit, now I'll have to buy sharks with lazer beams outside.

Woah! Like, howsitgoin, dude?! Good to see your still out there, keeping stool alive! Speaking of stool, theres a problem with this pooping machine I won, it leaks too.

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I dunno dude, theres WAY too much poop around here these days for a second stool machine any time soon. I'll just teach her to kick them in the nads.

Shes Queen Turd now, and yep, shes a MILF to me too...no, wait...I mean.a MIDF :) Mhehehe

OK, so I'm horribly out of the loop. Congratulations! Long live the Turd family!

And, HA HA HA HA, you had a girl!!! God's laughing pretty hard right now.

Yeah yeah....he's gonna be sorry in about 14 years! ;)

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

No way. I'll be laughing my ass off when she kicks you in the nads when you try to hit on her :)

No worries! "Homey don't play dat!" ehehehh