My favorite video review was on again last nite...
A video with a cute "chick" plays.
BH: hey Beavis: this looks like that chick in the mall
Beavis: (rants on about "chicken")
BH: beavis, what is your problem? I said chick
Beavis: Oh, you mean that chick that works for chick fillet in the mall?
BH: no dumbass... take your thumb out of your ear and but it back in your butt... uhuhh
Not an exact quote, but really funny... you had to "be there."