Who are the coolest band in the world?
Well I just went to see KISS and it was just really cool an' stuff there was this guy playing and suddenly loads of blood came out of his mouth and soaked his chest, and the coolest bit was this guy who was doing a guitar solo and his guitar caught on fire! FIRE yyyeeeEsss! FIRE! and then it flew up in the air still on fire, and lots of explosions and firey flames went off and everyone got a suntan and the guy with the big tongue even had a firey sword and he breathed fire from it and they had NACHOS on sale at the burger stall!!!! and like I saw this really hot chick in leather and kiss makeup eating nachos and I said hey baby and I think I'm gonna score if like I ever see her again without her boyfriend cos he's a wuss and it was the coolest night of my entire life someone said they're really old dudes but they must be lying because old dudes can't be that cool thankyoudrivethough!
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