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Nov 4, 2003, 4:34 PM ET8 posts by 3 posters
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Roy Batty

Certainly not. She has a voice like a castrated chipmunk and the top of the bridge of her nose looks like it's been hit with a tyre iron. I still haven't heard her sing without backing vocals or some sort of electronic gadgetry.

The sexiest woman in the world ist meine nummer eins fraulien Heidi Klum. A slender body with the big boobs, ja, ja, ja...

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Dan the Man UnusualRoy Batty

Uh dude, it's not her nose that we look at :)

Ok, you want sexy? Nicole Kidman. Tom Cruise must have been nuts.

Christina Aquilera I think is disgusting - she has super-skank written all over her. Plus she probably has some incurable disease from getting the toungue from Madonna (as does Britney).

Well, I have to go poop. I've been taking Metamucil to remain "regular". They float!

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"Dan the Man Unusual" wrote in message news:izjqb.88005$9E1.445036@attbi_s52...

With me it's like women who have moustaches, you have to stare when something is wrong. I know Britney is OK in general but that freakish nose makes her look like something out of Star Trek or Red Dwarf.

Yes! But some of these famous dudes make strange decisions. Like that pervert from INXS or DMV or something who dumped Helena Christiansen (remember that Chris Isaak video?). Her replacement was a rough tart who also later topped herself. She was rough.

She looked OK before the dreads came. Now she looks like Beavis uses her to clean the grill.

Who wants 'regular'? What's wrong with the surprise element? You get an excuse to dump in more interesting places. Like central reservations or airport departure lounges...

More FrEaK or beauty names - Jennifer Garner, Sophie Ellis Bextor...

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Her eyes are far apart but her face has had to make room for her bloody nose. Maybe she needs special breathing apparatus for diving in the swamp or something. Maybe we are too demanding. To put things in perspective, she probably has nice thingies. A wiser man than me once remarked

'You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire'.

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I don't care what you homeowners say, Shittney is hot. All she needs to do is quit singing suckass songs and she'd be even hotter. She called me the other day and asked me to come over to her mansion and do it with her, but I was busy keeping my stable of ho's in check and couldn't make it.

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Have you been phoning those 1-900 numbers again?

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No, only 976-SLUT.

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Women, pigs or other wise should be encouraged to flaunt, if the worst comes to the worst (eg. Kathy Bates) you can shield your eyes or turn away. A commendable example to women is Kate Moss who despite not having big thingies, goes out of her way to bare them. I saw a magazine article where she was showing the journalist round her house, she even got here boobs out in that... 'And this is the room, where I poop, whoops, there's my boobs again.' A credit to womankind.

Your site suggests B&B are gay (????!!!!) but there is mention of Smithers from the simpsons, who is, to use a quaint english expression, as bent as a nine bob note.