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macviker suks!!!!!

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"Tom Anderson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Tom, you old fartknocker, you don't have a Blackberry, quit spewing your lies, deceipt, and falsehoods...and more importantly, quit trying to send pictures of your shrivled unit to the clean and wholesome group that is ATVBNB. For the eleventeenth time, we don't want to see your old shrivled limp schlong, no matter how proud you might be of it.

Now, if you have any pics of Whamee or Laurie, post away. Other than that, go mow your grass and leave us be.

No need to get personal, now. My humble apologies, I just left my new phone that my wife got me for my birthday in my toolshed accidentally, and it appears that someone may have been sending messages with it. You can rest assured that I'll find out who it was and prosecute them to the fullest extent of the law. What kind of miscreant would violate another man's toolshed? And it would seem that they may have gotten this thing wet, I hope it still works right.

Tom, whatever you do- do NOT post any pics of your shriveled up thingy.

(Just e-mail them to the group.)

I guaran-damn-tee you that I didn't take that picture, and I didn't send it. I already apologized for losing track of my phone, what else do you want from me?

[email] (Tom Anderson) pounded this one off from inside the toolshed:

So, uh... hehuh... You like don't a..have a thingy?

King Turd wrote:

Oh I got pictures, why didn't you say you wanted pictures??

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

Dammit, I've already asked, like, eleventeen times, and it seems that all we get are photos of your giant rats killing Beavis and some cock roaches or something! Not that they weren't cool....but, you know, not exactly what us dudes here had in mind.

So, like, how about a thingie or two?

King Turd wrote:

[email] (Laurie) posted:

How does that thingy poop??

I think that's the only way they could find to keep their turds totally secure from turd-burglars.

Huh huh...straight to the safety vault where two armed guards are on duty all all times...huh huh huh. Duty...

[email] (Butt Head) posted:

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Good one, Butt Head. You earned yourself some nachos.

Uhhhhhhh...OK. Beavis thanks you from the bottom of his butt.

[email] (Butt Head) pounded this one off:

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No leaving behind skid-marks on the carpet, Butt Head. That'll cost you a trip out to the toolshed.

Huh huh...you mean I'll get to go to the toolshed? :-) Or I won't get to go to the toolshed? :-(

Either way, you can't stop the skidmark fairy. You can only hope to contain her.