If you like get this computer game called 'Postal 2' you can splash petrol over people and dogs n stuff and set light to them. They then run around like dorks screaming until they are a pile if twitching ashes and you can shout fire! fire! whilst looking at the screen. You can also p155 on people and it makes the chicks (who have big thingies) throw up. Needless to say it rools.
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not like my postman then who in the last few weeks has left 3 packages on my doorstep, delivered one to the wrong road (which contained a cheque book) and lost one worth �25. He claims he didnt do it but i think he is a LIAAAAR!!
"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:9q3Ca.1807$[email]...
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The postmn left his package on your doorstep? Good thing you weren't home, he might have wanted to give you his package in person.
he said it wouldnt fit through the letter box huhuhuhuh
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A friend of mine has that Grand Theft Auto Vice City game on his playstation, I was playing it and picked up a hooker, did her in the back of my van, then kicked her out without paying her and she got pissed off, so I ran over her. Thats kind of messed up. But it was kind of cool at the same time. Its like, video games aren't for dorks anymore now that those programmer geeks are finally making cool stuff like this.
huhhuh - did she have big thingies?
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