Being bored sucks.
I'm so BORED!
Dec 22, 2006, 5:13 PM ET14 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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I am extremely sorry to hear of your predicament. I respect your right to receive pleasure as a woman. Email me. Love, DEKE
Back off dude, I saw her first. Hey Laurie....come to King Turd. I will be happy to relieve your boredom.
"DEKE" wrote in message news:[email]...
Uhhh, last time you relieved some girl's boredom she had a baby, didn't she?
No, not the last time :)
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:13:09 -0500, Laurie wrote:
My nads itch.
"CyberButt" wrote in message
Do you use the pinch and roll method, or the traditional method, to remedy your nad related dilemma? Or are you a man of the future and break out the NadScratcher 2000?
On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 19:57:22 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:
I seem to remember frog baseball mentioning how he uses a vibrating sander and a coarse grade sandpaper, thought I'd try that.
After years of stalling, I finally just got rid of my old worn-out nads. I replaced them with a couple of decorative christmas balls. They hang nicely ant seem to function quite well so far. Since I never score, that was never an issue ant-ee-way! ;-O
On Sat, 23 Dec 2006 13:46:40 GMT, Argy wrote:
Must be very festive this time of year.
Why don't you just hang a couple of kiwi fruits down there, that way any time you get hungry, you can reach down and pick a healthy snack!
Nachos taste better.
Hang a pair of Tostitos Scoops down there.
"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...
did someone mention kiwi? ;)
On Fri, 22 Dec 2006 17:13:09 -0500, Laurie wrote:
I got bored once so I took some diarrhoea medicine