Too much caffeine--I can't sleep!

Uh, like I just drank a bunch of Coca-cola and then ate a bunch of junk food...so I can't sleep. Like, help! and stuff!

Maybe if I go watch VH-1 I could get sleepy since they have really sucky videos. SUkkkkkkkkkkS! mmmmhehehehe..hehe...sorry 'bout that.

"WHOA! That fish has a face on it's butt!!!"

Umm... this SUCKS! When you can't go to sleep and you stay on the computer, stuff starts like, flickering and flashing...

DISCO! Aiaiiaiaiaiaiaiaiai!!!!!!!!

Sorry for the waste of bandwidth... Thankyoudrivethrough, Cheryl

Hehheh eh-hehheh, whenever I want to sleep, I just bang my head against the wall until I'm unconscious. Hehheh m-hehheh hehheh, it's cool.

No problem. VH-1 sucks. MTV pretty much does, too. Except for B&BH, of course. That show's like, the Island of Coolness. Huh-huh. Surrounded for many miles by the vast Sea of Suck! Or something.

I wish I had a face on my butt! Then you could blow your nose in your underwear! That would be _cool_!

Hehheh I do that sometimes too. I have like, seizures and stuff. Seizures rule! They RULE!!

Disco sucks. Huh-huh. Yeah, yeah, it's like, it sucks!

No problem. Your stuff is always fun to read.

In article ,

Whoa Christopher, that was the coolest line I've ever heard...vast Sea of Suck...the Island of Coolness...is that anywhere near Seattle???

thank you, drive through keith

Um, its like I can never get to sleep anyway, I think I've mentioned this b4...

what gets me tired is going to work for hours and cooking for stuck up upper class Brits that visit my Hotel...

Caffeine Rules...

Erm, I sometimes fall into a different dimension when its like 3am, or something.

And like the dude said, Cheryl you never waste my bandwidth...

HUh huh huh huhu huhuhu, he said waste...

Adam..

In [email] (Adam Eccles) writes:

Yeah, yeah! I know what you mean! It's like dreaming and stuff and then these voices in my head tell me stuff and I like... mmmhehehehe....hehehe...um, sorry 'bout that.

Dude, I'm THERE.

Cheryl

On 25 Mar 1995, CAWhelchel wrote:

Heh heh heh...you're _twisted_, man.

Bill Sekscenski writes:

Yours is twisted. Yeah, you twisted yours when you were choking it.

Jeff

On 25 Mar 1995, Jeffrey Rients wrote:

Grrrrr.....grrrrrr..... *puts knife away* Heh heh heh heh....heh heh heh heh....

In Bill Sekscenski writes:

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Whoa! That's a COOL name, Killer. Can I like, be in your gang now?

Cheryl

Errrm, its like my friends in the other dimension say, if you don't twist you won't get second helpings...

He's in that Bill and Ted gang, they like hang out in phoneboxes and stuff..

Adam...

From here I can see the beggining of the universe..

On Sat, 25 Mar 1995, Adam Eccles wrote:

Hey, that Bill and Teg gang is pretty cool! They, like, hang out with people like Socrates Johnson, Dennis "Frood," Mr. the Kid, and....uhhh...Abraham Lincoln.

On 25 Mar 1995, CAWhelchel wrote:

That depends.... Do you have a butt-shaped tattoo with a butt-shaped tattoo on it? And is it on your _butt_?

In article , [email] wrote:

I think it's just outside of Butt Town...

In [email] (Christopher E. Forman) writes:

(snipped)

the

Owwww! That hurt! huh huh...huhuhuh....huh.

That was cool! Like, where do you come up with those ideas? (such imagery, such total coolness)

mmhehe...hehehe..hehe, yeah. That would be _cool_!

Whoa! Beavis...That was cool. huh huh huhuhuh....

Uh, thank you and stuff... Cheryl

CAWhelchel ([email]) wrote:

So, are you like that Cheryl Crow chick?

In [email] (Randy Shackelford) writes:

cool

Uh, no. I'm like (blank stare) me, or somebody.

Cheryl

M-hehheh, I just thought of something. They should have like, a band, and they could call it "Sheryl Crowbar," and they could have this big fat bald chick in it, hehheh, and she could take a dump, m-hehheh eh-heh, and then she could go, "I GAVE MY HEARRRRT AND SOOOOUL TO YOOOOOUUUUUU..." Heh-heh m-hehheh eh-heh heh hehheh m heh-ehheh, that would be COOL!

Errrrrm, what are you implying here ?

I hope I don't have to come round and kick your butt !!!

That would not be cool...

Adam...

In [email] (Adam Eccles) writes:

band, and

bald

then

Heh-heh

(Above formatting SUCKS! -- it is the fault of my server NETCOM)

Hey Adam! I didn't understand that big word... im, uh, impile...uhhhh

Whoa! Who would win a fight between Adam and Chris?

Stop, in the name of all which does not suck!

Tis lovely to dream of candlelight... FIRE!!! FIRE!!! FIRE!!!!! mmm...sorry 'bout that!

Cheryl

: errrrrrrm, I had the force there for a minute, I dunno ?

Actually I'm a pacifist... or something...

Yeah, lets not get too emotional in here, OK, like calm down or something.

Candlelight, massage oil, soft music, soft chick, Italian Food, Nachos, errrrm, sorry, just dreaming into my keyboard again.

Candles rule, its like that joke, erm, Oh yeah, there was a power cut at the Nunnery so the Mother superior rang up the Electricity board and said.. Can you send a man round, my Nuns are having to use candles...

Adam.

God Damn it, I still can't send any email. It's starting to piss me off.

In [email] (Adam Eccles) writes:

impile...uhhhh

something.

Which also reminds me of that scene where Beavis is explaining those alarm clock candles that you light and stick in your butt... remember that? mmmehehehehe....hehehehe...hehehe...

Calm down Beavis, what's the problem anyway?

Cheryl

Haven't seen that one... sounds cool though..

I'm have no patience.

Thats my problem, also I am too tired to type, thats even more of a problem,

I went to bed last night at 4.30am, and I got up today at 2pm, is that good or bad???

Adam...                does anyone have a spare plane ticket to Georgia ?
                       I have heard they can cure insomnia there.. Huh huh
                       with candles or something..
                       Or did I dream that..?

On Sun, 26 Mar 1995, Christopher E. Forman wrote:

This music would be loud and fat...uhhuhhuhhuh huh huh huh....

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Bill Sekscenski                       |                              |
Columbia University                   | "C'mon lucky seven -- Jesus  |
                                      |  needs a new pair of shoes!" |
                                      |                              |
                                      |       -- God, playing dice   |
                                      |          with the universe   |
                                      |______________________________|

In Bill Sekscenski writes:

(stuff about Sheryl Crowbar and taking a dump and stuff)

What it needs is women in chains and stuff... Nobody wants to see a fat chick taking a dump. There needs to be like thingies and stuff.

Cheryl

On 27 Mar 1995, CAWhelchel wrote:

Sounds like a job for..._the Cycle Sluts from Hell._  Beavis might want
to keep the dumping part in there, however.... :)
     -- "What this video needs is a toilet."
     -- "Hmmhmhmh..hehheh...yeah....._plop_."

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Bill Sekscenski                       |                              |
Columbia University                   | "C'mon lucky seven -- Jesus  |
                                      |  needs a new pair of shoes!" |
                                      |                              |
                                      |       -- God, playing dice   |
                                      |          with the universe   |
                                      |______________________________|

In [email] (Christopher E. Forman) writes:

(uhhhh, NO)

and

bald

then

Heh-heh

Calm down Beavis! Uhhh, but that was a pretty good idea. huh huh...huhuhuh...huhuh...

Like, we think you're cool and stuff.

Cheryl (the 100 lb. Cheryl)

[email] (CAWhelchel) writes:

100lb.? Cheryl, I DO hope you're okay and all. Maybe you're ass tall as Beavis, otherwise, eat something please. Here's an e-Steak for ya.

Uh... I dunno huhuhuh

No way! The band should be called "Sheryl Black Crowe(s)-bar." You can try and figure out what the hell she would look like after this transformation!

thank you, drive through keith

Nothing, I just thought it'd be cool if, you know, they had a band with a big fat chick in it. Hehheh eh-hehheh. They need more fat chicks on TV.

Yeah, cuz I'd kick you in the nads!

Thats OK then, no worries. Yeah that would be cool.

I'd be wearing nad protection, and I'd be disguised as a small tree.

Adam.

I bet she's pretty hot. Huh-huh. Maybe she's one of those...uh...aristocratic chicks, uhhuh huh. You know, one of those chicks that like, eats a lot and then like, makes herself barf so she like, doesn't get fat. Huhhuh.

Hey baby, I could put some weight on you, lots of Italian, French, Polish, Indian, Chinese, etc,etc, food..

Lit with candles of course.

Food is my business.

Eating is my hobby.

Adam...

In [email] (Christopher E. Forman) writes:

Ewwwwwww! No way assmunch! I wouldn't ever make myself barf so I won't get fat. My size comes from my genes... mmmhehehehe...hehehe...hehehe-- wanna see my genes?

Uh, sorry 'bout that.

Cheryl aristocrrsrpsgk90210gmdkalg chick, or something

[email] (CAWhelchel) writes:

Elvis has left my genes!

Jeff

You mean like, one of those ocean dudes?

Uhh...I'd like to see what's UNDER your jeans, huh-huh.

Tip, tip, tip. Uh, oh yeah. Cheryl's already posted her butt and her boobs. They rule! Cheryl must be from Seattle or Butt-town or something.

thank you, drive through keith

Jeffrey Rients ([email]) wrote:

Dammit, Beavis! Pull your pants up!

Yeah, put Mr. Blue Vein away!!!

thank you, drive through keith

[email] wrote:

Yeah, only now she should post her...uhhh...virginia. That would rule!

huh huh, cool,

I was just thinking,

Its been so long since there was a pair of knickers on my bedroom floor that I think I'm getting withdrawl symptoms....

Cheryl, could you like post your knickers or something ??

that would be cool..

You can leave your knickers on my floor anytime, hu huh huh...

Adam... Oh dear Lord....

In [email] (Adam Eccles) writes:

rule!

that

                      8           8
                     x             x
                    x       o       x
                   x                 x
	          xmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmx
                 x                     x
                 *                     *
                 !        -----        !
                 **.      \   /      .**
                  " ''~~~~ '|' ~~~~'' "
                 \          |          /
                  \         |         /
                            |

Uh, they don't look exactly like this but (huhhuh...huhuhuh..huh... I said 'butt') here's some knickers for you.

Cheryl

On Tue, 28 Mar 1995, Christopher E. Forman wrote:

Geography _rules_! Huhhuhhuh uh huhhuh huh...

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Bill Sekscenski                       |                              |
Columbia University                   | "C'mon lucky seven -- Jesus  |
                                      |  needs a new pair of shoes!" |
                                      |                              |
                                      |       -- God, playing dice   |
                                      |          with the universe   |
                                      |______________________________|

In [email] (Christopher E. Forman) writes:

Chris,

"Uh, what are you? Some kind of pervert???"

You post Mr. Blue Vein and I'll think about it...

mmhehe...hehehe...mmm, that would RULE!

Cheryl

In [email] ( ) writes:

rule!

Keith,

Good one. Very clever.

"BUTT", it's much closer to Atlanta, Ga. hehehe!

I'm from ButtTown originally though. huhhuh...huh.huhuh...!

Cheryl

You didn't do it hard enough. If you do it really really hard, it knocks you out and you don't even notice the pain. Hehheh. Try it again.

They come from my butt! Huh-huh.