Happy Holidays!

A holiday wish for you all to get some in the coming year (make yer own joke here)... whatever your religion or lack therof... To Gary M., Gay Cartoons 'R' Us, Evil Beavis and Giant Underpants from Outer Space... To Dream Goddesses EEK, Cheryl Ann and Antonia the Nacho Queen... To Cyberbutt, Johnny Profaci, Michael Ejercito and Zamboni's Mom...To the one and only Lumpy Camshaft, and to those who have just arrived in this newsgroup, those who have been here all along, and those who have already gone (except John Sighetti), I offer this holiday sentiment: SPANK-A-DOODLE-DOO, COCKSUCKERS!

And now, a somewhat belated tribute to Clement Moore:

	'Twas the night before Christmas,
	and all through the house,
	ev'ry creature was spanking
	his one-eyed trouser mouse.

	The stockings were hung
	like a horse.

Happy New Year!

Spanks, Butthole!! emeheheh You left off one person on the list... Angus McSpank.... hope YOU have a great holiday time too, dude-of-many-names!!!! (I'm still enjoying my Grobbus thingie-sponge) meheheh ;)

Gary M.
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Gary M. wrote:

The elephant knows one thing for sure: sponges with gigantic human schlongs are great for cleaning those hard-to-reach areas. And next week on the SpankChannel, a fascinating documentary about an octopus with big tits.

Angus McSpank wrote in message ...

Yeah, and santa's sack was really bulging. Everyone got some under the tree. The balls were hanging too low. And Rudolph had a phenomonal honker.

Hope everyone had a great Christmas and have a rocking New Year. Great piece of writing Agnus McSpank, thank you drive thru.

Tis the season for poop!

PLLLLOOOooooP... hahaha, goat poop!

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*poop*

Come to Antonia

In article "Antonia the NachoQueen" writes:

Hey to Angus and Antonia! Hope you had happy and safe holidaze and that Satan Claus was good to you this year....... uh... I mean Santa Claus... hmeheheheheh

Cat

Santa left a yule log under my tree...

In article Angus McSpank writes:

hehehehehehe log hemeheheheheh

*PooP* hehemeheheh

Cat

CAT wrote:

Speaking of *PooP*, I'm gonna take one right now...

Butt Dude wrote:

Aaaahhhhh, I feel alot better now!

*PooP*

In article Butt Dude writes:

hehehemeheheh Aaaaahhhh, I feel better too... hemeheheheheheheheh

*PooP* *PooP* plopplopplop ehemeheheheheh

Cat-n-a-litterbox

ehehe I wonder if Melissa Joan Hart thinks about sausages when she takes a PooP? ehehehe

On Fri, 01 Jan 1999 21:59:57 -0800, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, did you menshun "Melissa Joan Ant" !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/3778/mj-ant.jpg

                 :-)

I sure did.. I think she's welCOME on the Bungmunch University Campus anytime she cares to visit eheheh especially NAKED! :)

woah that rules ehehe :)

Thank you, Mr Lumpy-Lesbian-ant :)

i think gcru has spent some of his time in alt.fan.david-bowie...hehehehe

yeh.. there's a money-gurbbing dude in there that I like to torment, he keeps trying to sell crappy-quality pirate tapes from the Mid-East for a high price, so I keep replying and mentioning that he's selling CRAP!! ehehehee

uhh....poop of the world unite.

You have nothing to lose but your peanuts!

Antonia the NachoQueen wrote:

I had an assfulla Christmas. Poop makes an excellent stocking stuffer.