Um, there's this really nice girl who looked at me 'funny' (her eyes were saying I WANT YOU) but I'm too shy to ask her to score.
Advice please? Any goddesses care to give me an insight into the female mind? I know they like kittens...
...I like pussies...
Heh, like it would be really cool to score with her and stuff. Meheheh!
Hamster (all shy!)
------------------------------------------------------- Try: "Hey baby...come to Hamster."
Gary M. ;^)
BTW, in real life...let her know you are interested but act like you don't really care about scoring. It WILL work!!!! :)
Gary M. wrote in article ...
were
female
Meheheh!
'Hehh hey baby, save the whale' should do it!
I told her about my cat once and she went a but mushy on me - that was cool, I should have siezed the opportunity...
Hamster
uh uh *English chicks* uhuh ;)
Yeh.. if they think you want them, they will think you are a desperate loser and will ignore you.... butt, if you act like you don't care, she'll be all over you uh uh chick rule ehehe ;)
In article "Tom Bird" writes:
what a wuss... hehehehmeheheh...
kittens? heheheh...emeheh... purrrrrrrrrrfect.... hehemeheheheh
Dammit Tom! How many times must Miss Manners remind you of your uh... nevermind.
Buy her a blue wack-a-doo slurpee, some nacho's, get the ButtFiles Tape and uhm.. turn the lights off (you WILL be with her when you do this, won't you???)
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
Sekhmet wrote in article ...
writes:
were
Not wuss, shy. Technique just needs polishing.
Um, no kittens - I do have a big cat called Buzby but it was 13 years since he was a kitten, have to steal some, there's an orphanage nearby I can just snatch them from there... girls like small children I will have to do a bit of babysnatching...
;-)
I've been bad - spank me! :-)
and
you???)
Um, be with her, dammit that's pretty cool.
^^^^^^
uh uh have me? ehehehehe
uh uh wood needs polishing ;)
eheememeheememe you said *snatch* eheemememe ;)
I like to stroke their fur ;)
oh oh! that's what happens when you watch gay cartoons ;)
yeh and grab her thingies!! ehehe DO IT!! ehehemememee
In article Gay Cartoons 'R' Us writes:
UH....WHOA! *blush* hehehemeheheheh.....
Yeah... or Turtle Waxing... hemeheheheheh...
yeah... he did say *snatch*!!! heheh ... emeheh...heheheheh
Um...butt, like if you stroke their fur the "wrong way" for too long they will like run away from you and act all pissed off.... hemeheh... go figure!
your uh...>> > nevermind.
It happened to me one time when I was watching "The Ambigiously Gay Duo" on SNL... oooooo....maybe I should not have SHARED that with the group. hehemeheheh...
stuff. Meheheh!>> >
For Hamster: "You Own Your Scoring"
yeh and grab her thingies!! (see above) yeh...then she'll grab your schlong then you can score with her all night long. you want her and she wants you so do the lover's boogaloo! life's too short to fret 'bout technique just score away .. and you don't even have to speak!
Good lovin' & luck dudes!
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
Sex-hmet wrote:
ehhe yeh eheh come to butthead
yeh eheh wax my turtle ehehe so he comesout of his shell ehehe
uh uh you must be doing it wrong, dude ehehe
uh uh I bet you tape every segment they do ehehe go ahead.. share your feelings with the group.. don't edit yourself ;)
yeh ehehe GRAB HER THINGIES!!!
uh uh I like to stroke the fur on them ;)
On Fri, 09 Jan 1998 22:56:53 -0000, "Tom Bird" wrote:
<snip>
Uuuuuuuuuuh, NO!
:-)
You have awakened my bunghole, and now you must, uh, like leern all of the reasons why you must NOT score!
*all* you dueds pay atenshun or soemthing...
Reeson #12 - you might like get a vinyl disease and your peck would fall off. actuallie, that wood be kinda funnie butt YOU mite nott be too happie abou tit.
Reasan #11teen - you mite like be ina motel with her, all abote to score, and then her real boyfriend Kix(tm) the dor open and shoots you BLAM BLAM BLAM dead. that hapened to me!
Raisin #8 - she mite liek ask you to "whip it out" and then when you do shel'l start Scream(tm)ing "OH MY GOD ITS ALL BENT" and then sh'ell sue you for harrieass-ment and stuff. that hapened to some old guy on tv.
Reaisin #4, you mite liek feel guilty afterwards and then youd have to go to confeshun, and then the preest would like pull you through that secret trapdor into the tortuer chamber which probblie isnt exactly what you wantid to happen!!!
Reasin #10 - lots of times a guy will like pass out after forneycating, well Guess(tm) what happinz Next(tm), you know then the chick liek gets all Mad(tm) and stuff and then wen you wake up you find ote your weener was
cut off.
rEAsin #7 - the next thing you know, youl turn into a total whinging romanticel wussie, anad youll probblie do soem incredibbly dorky things like uh, like call her up on the phone and say "I WANNA BE A TAMPON" to her (and also a few scannerizing snoops he he he).
Reesin #9 - yore 3 minnits of pleAsure could like result in her getting like the #1 sensually transmitter disease, which is to say **A BABY** wood liek pop out of her butt or somethign, and then youse wil have to pay pay pay PAY pay PAY PAY PAY PAY for it the rest of your entire life!!!
Reason #69 - She's busy scoring with me. ;-)
reASSon #5 - lotts of times she'l act all hornie, acidently
rubbing up aginst you anad stuff, and winking anad then when
you finillie get the hintz and finde some cash then uh, liek
you go to a motel or something, anad the door swings closed
and yore all excited and stuff thinking "yes i am finally
going to score" and your member is all happie, and uh, like
then she says "GET NAKED" so you obey and shes all moaning and
stuff and then when you leest expect it she rips all of herr
clothez off and thenne you
find
ote
that
"she"
isreally
a
MAN!!!!
Reason #2 - you like get her in your room, and yore groping and smoooching and stuff, and then yoo start hellucineating anad she turns into a gigantic NUN with fangs dripping blood and aaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!! shes bitting you OW OOOOW OOOOW -- BITE BITE BITE -- OOOOOW OOOOWWWW OOOOWWWW shez screeming "FORNEYCATORS WILL ALL BURNE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLL" anad digging her longe yello fingernayles deep into yuor skull and yore trying to get away but the house ison fire and their are bigg snakes with fangs slitheringe all over the flore HIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS anad their are theise loud booming noises aaaaaaaaaaaaah eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and screeeeeeeeeeeemmmmzzzz ooooooooooohhhh nnnooooooooooooo! ............. AAAAAAAAARGH
whoa! settle down, dued!
and finally...
The #1 Reason To NOT Score ---
**** ACTUALLY **** SCORING **** ...
... would be OFF-TOPIC In This Here ATBNB Newsgroup!!!:-) :-) :-)
he he sorrie abote that!
"They never scored" (Mike Judge)
Bye, Lumpy "he never scored" Camshaft
Hey Lumpy, how's thingies in Pencil-vania?? I'm really scoring here (in VA) since you've left! hehheh mehhehh Just wanted to say, welcome back and hope you stick around with your cool stories that would make Shakespeare give up and just go home and spank his monkey!
Gary M. :^) BTW...speaking of monkey...just WHERE IN THE HELL IS Dr. MonkeySpank???
Gary M. :^)
He's busy spanking his monkey over his Spice Girl's posters
In article "Gary M." writes:
<AOL> ME TOO!!! </AOL>
heheheheh...hehehehehehmeheheh... The Dr. is in da howze!
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
No he's not! he's spanking his monkey to an advance copy of the Spice Ho's movie uh uh uh ;)
In article Sinister Gay Puppet writes:
Oh no.... no... you're kiddin' aren't ya? Awwww... come on now.... hello? Dammit! This sucks... Why is it you have to tear down everything cool in my life or something? hehmeheheheheheh ;-)
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�
It's true.. Dr. Monkeyspank has fallen prey to the Dark Side, to the Ho's of Limeyland.
Danzig's Giant Underpants
In article Danzig's Giant Underpants writes:
Uh...ok. Butt, it must be like ... Nutmeg Spice. ;-)
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody�
WHOA! Lookey Thar Maw!
Yep! Inbred-Jed is doing Ellie-Mae in the cement pond :D
In article Tom Jones's Stuffed Trousers writes:
Wooooo Doggies!!!! (you're kinda twisted heheheheh ;-)
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
yeh..uhuh but it's a good twisted, oh wonderful goddess ;)
<Butthead> "uh uh *love* uh uh" </Butthead>
Ohhhhhhh... I see... hehemeheh...ehehemeheheh... ;-) That's pretty cool.........heheheh...twisted AND cool!
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody
<CherylAnn>better buckle up...it's gonna be a bumpy ride</CherylAnn>
heheheheheh
uh uh your ride is bumpy?? uh uh uh
You should become a lesbian - they never get any sexual diseases.