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Just thought people shoudl knwo that i and KAYK are joining together to make the best and biggest Beavis&butthead page on the web, you should be expecting this amazing Webpage up within the Next month it will have over 1000 snds 50movs 100 picsChat up Lines, 5 ScreenSavers And Loadz more

        --Wayne Kidals
http://come.to/Butthead!   <--Beavis&butthead Site
http://www.cool2.demon.co.uk/midi/     <-- Midi Land Site!
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Wow all these things are to order i have 1000 snds 50movs Which errm is loads more than yours! Better Designed than yours, have you seen how pathetic you HTML is? i bet ya did it with sum kind of editor, I will Have 5 Screen Savers!, Of course i Will Have java games, a Mailing List!, People dont really want to buy Products, i have had my site up 1 hole month and 1400 people have been! Slightly better than yours May i say! So Dont think your site will be better cus it's Crap! Well not bad but not that good to boast About!

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You BungWipe my site has been up for over a year now and is averging about 3000 hits a day. Also I now have over 350 sounds, 250 pix, Original Java Games, All four BnB Virtually Stupid games, and am uploading over 95 videos(175 megs) as we speak. People just flock to my site while you have to come into newsgroups and waste all of our time posting your stupid advertisments and crap. Also yea I do use a html editor to make my webpages. Why waste time typing everything in line by line. Dam settle down and just keep trying. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Over 350 sounds, 250 pix, Java Games, 20 text documents, a Store where you can buy over 40 different products from Books to CDs to Videos, Over 100 videos coming soon. http://uaolwr.simplenet.com/bnb/

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SHUT UP YOU SHIT-SHAFT!

two stupid babies battling over who has the best page... work together or shut up.. you're boring!

It's no surprise that at least one of them is on AOL ;) Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme-chose.

Are you speaking Canadian now? It was way over my head... actually it was under my butt.

You webmasters comparing turd size, why don't you e-mail the abuse in private and leave us alone. WWW sucks BTW, this my new revelation...

Oui! I was speaking the language of Pepe Le Pew! ;) It meant.. "the more that things change, the more they stay the same" kind of like my monkeyspanking hobby ehehehe e ;)

OK, GCRU, I've learned some Canadian now:

"Excusez-moi, pour d'etre en retard"

which means

"Excuse me for being a retard"

It's a very useful phrase - up in Quebec they use it all the time. :)

uh uh uh *Quebec* uh uh uh uh uh mememememe meememememe ;)

Thank the Lord Beavis that I live in Saskatchewan ;)

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Good for you, dude! Have them garlic dudes decided to secede ("secede"... huh-huh-huh) yet? Maybe they can get a huge airplane carrier or super tanker from France and physically pull Quebec loose from mainland Canada. Guy LaFleur... is that queer or what? Huh-huh. :)

On 21 Apr 1998 21:58:57 GMT, [email] (BKCARP) wrote:

    <serious>
    This "my web page is better than your web page" thing
    is incredibly funny! Keep up the good work, dudes!
    Remember, do NOT let the other dude get the last word!
    Keep on arguing!
    </serious>

Lumpyesque Doo-Doo

ps: mie web paige had 697,381,034,172,902,106,910 hits TODAY!!!

Woah! that was like Beavis' bubble-trance thing ehehe

ehehe my cat had 50 shits yesterday eheh he ate m,y Metamucil eheh

BKCARP wrote:

yh carp it's an anagram of CRAP

yeh wipe his bung

site has been up for over a year now and is averging about 3000

People just f**k my site over while you have to come into newsgroups

come yeh come best thing you've said all year buttwip e

yeh you tell him *yeh* big word *yeh*

neener neener neener *i do use a html editor* "wookies don't live on Endor"

SHUT UP BABIES... I've seen more maturity in a fetus!

Gay CArtoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...

Make a porno site - people just wank over my site...

Hamster

uh uh w**k over *THIS*, Tom ehehehe ;) http://www.clic.net/~birdy/jc/films/HotSpot/hsnude.jpg

<5 year old kid mode>
    "my dad's bigger than your dad...
    my mom's a bigger slut thatn your mom"
</5 year old kid mode>

<Rod-knee King-Dong> "Can't we all just get a-long?" </Rod-knee King-dong>

<Barney> "I love you.. you love me.. go have a hysterectomy" </Barney>

err. shut the hell up, you two AOLers..... work together, or shut the hell up!

If you don't, we'll download your pics and logos and make gay versions of them, and display themon the web.

Gay CArtoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...

And with the right hack software and a few spare hours, we could obtain their passwords and change their sites...

Hamster

uhh...Guys were not even fighting anymore. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Over 350 sounds, 250 pix, Java Games, 20 text documents, a Store where you can buy over 40 different products from Books to CDs to Videos, Over 100 videos coming soon. http://uaolwr.simplenet.com/bnb/

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BKCARP wrote in article ...

cool... make love not war...

Hamster <cleaned up by request of the goddess EEK!>

<yawn> .......  who cares? .....  </yawn>

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Alright!! uh uh it's the "Battle of the Best BnB Pages" uh uh Mike Fudge is probably laughing his arse off right now uh uh ;)

Well you and BK wrote that their have biggest and best BnB page of the world. Then you must be a real BnB fan. So can you help me ? Do you know where I could get a copy of the episode called "Way down Mexico Way"?

Thank you .

-Malte Pries-

By the way check out my BnB site ; )

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Hey Malte I um...Its on the Fire Collection if you would like to order E-MAIL [email] Its a two part episode and The Fire Collection has the censored part where bnb swallow condoms filled with drugs. Its pretty cool. I might have it on my website in a few months because I'm getting a TV chip thing where I can plug my VCR into the back of computer and record stuff onto .mov format or Real Audio. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Over 350 sounds, 250 pix, Java Games, 20 text documents, a Store where you can buy over 40 different products from Books to CDs to Videos, Over 100 videos coming soon. http://uaolwr.simplenet.com/bnb/

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