I don't know, but here's what choad means (for the eleventeenth (or, like, lots and lotsth) time):
------------------------------------------------------------------------ CHOAD A long-neglected and abused synonym for "penis", the word "choad" dates back a good long time. We think maybe it's from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED. Anyway, while kept barely alive during the '60's and '70's by underground comics, the word "choad" has recently enjoyed a resurrection and a re-erection on alt.tasteless. The tireless literary antics of David Garrett and Adam Thornton ([email] and [email]. edu) have nearly succeeded in revamping the word, bringing it to its full turgid glory. It has been reported that Beavis and Butthead have been known to use the word "choad" and the more common compound noun "choadsmoker" to mean, roughly, "a gobbler of nobs." The next time you're about to casually toss off a reference to a "willy", a "wankie", a "dick", a "Throbbing PleasureProng (TM)", a "Purple-Headed SnotNazi (TM)", or a "schlong", think again, and substitute the word "choad" instead. Become a Friend of the Choad: make it possible for the choad to once again roam the vocabularies of the world, its head held proudly erect. A choadstool is then what we call the fungal growth found on an unwashed scrotum. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thanks to the good people of alt.tasteless for that definition, which by the way should be posted here very frequently, it seems.
Mauri