Favorite Quote

"Only thing cooler than bands that get chicks are bands that scare chicks." --Butthead

Here's one:

BEV: My dentist always inspects my 'nads--I've got full coverage. . .

I was watching the other night... I have a *new* favorite quote:

"That's my boner!"  -Butthead talking about
		     what Bono from U2 *cringe*
		     says about his son.

What are other *good* quotes?

Leelo

This is my all time fave...

Beavis: The future sucks! Change it! ButtHead: I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future.

That's cool !

How about, Butthead: Your lying Beavis. Beavis: Yeah, lying is cool, huh huh.

That one just gets me, I don't know why.

Another all-time favorite repeated for the 18,000,000th time Friday:

BV: Hey Butthead, how come you know so much about women, but never get any. BH: I wasn't raised in a barn, but I know how to choke my chicken. Some things come naturally. It's like, when you're born you know how to take a dump. You just have to learn how to do it in the toilet. BV: Yeah, I'm gonna have to learn how to do that.

LW

It'd be cool if, like, Beavis and Butthead got to take care of a real dog. Not a stupid wussy dog like Anderson's poodle, but like a pit bull or something. Then they could, like, make it attack Stuart and stuff.

That would be cool.

Also, this is my favorite quote:

BV: "Maybe I should get a ring in my nose." BH: "I had a ringworm in my nose once. It was cool."

What episode is that from? Is it the banned Stuart-wedgie episode?

Joe