[B&B go to the local coffee shop]
Woman at counter: May I help you? Butthead: Uhhh, hey baby. Beavis: Yeeeeaaaah. Woman at counter: (sighs) Our cappucino is on sale today, would you like some? Beavis: Yeeeeaah. Butthead: Uhhh, sure. Woman at counter: Here are your cups. You get free refills, for today only. Butthead: Huhuh cool.
[at coffee dispenser, Butthead sipping coffee he poured for himself, Beavis refilling and drinking coffee very fast]
Butthead: Uhhhh, let's go check out the chicks here. Beavis: waakakakakwhwhwhhwehahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaahakakakakak Butthead: Uhhhh, settle down, dillweed. Beavis: Are you threatening me? My butthole will not wait. (Butthead walks over to another table to hit on chicks) (Beavis keeps refilling and drinking his coffee, until machine is empty) Beavis: Crappucino? Crappucino? Crappucino for my Bung-hole...I am Cornholio.
[Butthead at table]
Butthead: Uhhhh, hey baby. Chick #1: Go away before I call the cops.
[Beavis walking around]
Beavis: I am Cornholio! I need Crappucino for my Bunghole! Bunghole! We are all one Bunghole! I am the Almighty Bunghole! I have no Bunghole... (walks up to woman at counter) Beavis: I am Cornholio! I need Crappucino for my Bunghole! Woman: We're all out, sir. Beavis: Are you threatening me? I am Cornholio! My Bunghole will not wait! Woman: I'm sorry, we're all out. Beavis: Give me TP! Give me Crappucino! Give me all your Crappucino Now! Crappucino for my Bunghole! Woman: SIR. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. Beavis: Uhhhh, okay. (walks out the door) Crappucino! Bunghole! Crappucino for my Bunghole. My people have no Bungholes. My people need Crappucino for their Bungholes...