Hey, like where is everybody?

I figured since everyone is so quiet, I should say something. So, here I go. BOOBS!!!!!! Dave

On Sat, 05 Jun 2004 19:03:49 GMT, evad wrote:

Where? Where???

Its too hot to sit here but I'm sitting here anyway because I cant be assed to go out. Today is the 60th anniversary of Desert D-Day Nam or something.

"evad" wrote in message news:[email]...

I've been so quiet cuz I'm so busy scoring! yeah, even future Presidents score...

Jett Tillack Future President of the United States of America (running under the Free Beer For All party)

"evad" wrote in message news:[email]...

something. So, here

Yeah boobs...BOOBS...Big Bouncing Boobs... yeah.

So here's a question. Who has the best boobs? I'd like to say Jeni but she won't show us even though she probably goes to the beach and the pool and the maxi mart naked, like all the other californicators.

My nomination is Penelope Cruz. Her boobs start at the top of her shoulders. I know of no better boobs.

TYDT

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...

To see my boobs you have to be the security guard in charge of watching the cameras at the Maxi Mart. Or, you know, at least IN Californication.

charge of

least IN

Oh no, I'm not falling for that. Earthquakes, riots, bloods, crips, Liza Minelli. I've heard there's things you can catch in San Franciso that'll make your (my) thing drop off. However nice your boobs are I'm better off somewhere civilized. Like Bungoliostan or Eye-rack.

There's too much danger in Californicator, even when you're not setting the forests in fire. Fortunately long distance travel to see boobs has been unneccessary since the invention of the polaroid camera. For a few dollars postage your lady-bumps can be compared with the best of them (Heidi Klum, Penelope Cruz). And the worst - Teri Hatcher (a rare example of where silicone might help). So snap away. Your reluctance so far makes me suspicious that you're a 21 stone construction worker from Des Moines or somewhere...

TYDT

"evad" wrote in message news:[email]...

Boobs! Hurray for boobies! Sorry for not posting, been busy breaking stuff.

evad wrote in message news:...

BOOBS? Where?. Well, I've been gone for awhile, been playing video games & watching DVD's (TV shows/movies). Also, I am very happy for my B&B DVD Petition cause it just hit 10102 signatures. That's a lot of people who want to see B&B make it to DVD in season format w/uncut episodes & music videos. I just keep hoping that the fartknockers who run MTV listen to the B&B fans or I'll have to send Cornholio to MTV to give polio to the bungholes of the people who run MTV.

"Eugene Esterly III" schreef in bericht news:[email]

These 2 chicks got kicked out of the olympics for making a topless gymnastics DVD.

http://www.nohiddenfaces.com/celebflix015/

I like the "vault" video. Bouncy!

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