On Thu, 03 Apr 2003 14:00:53 GMT, "Al G. Zeera" wrote:
Um, no, you're thinking of golf balls!
Bowling balls are what serial killers use to hide the body parts of their victims.
Well, I don't know about TP, but my sources say that there is lots of cool stuff that explodes over there in the desert. So he should be getting his ass kicked and hearing a lot of the boom boom very soon.
On Thu, 03 Apr 2003 16:41:14 GMT, "Al G. Zeera" wrote:
Yeah!! Explosions rule!! And boobs! And nachos!
Sure... when you go over to Anderson's place to get those golf balls for your friend, he has a shed out back where he keeps his, uh, tools.
CyberButt
"Snapple-Crazed Chihuahua" wrote in news:[email]:
Yeah plutonium rules, you can do like science stuff with it (daria would know) and make big explosions and stuff, it's prety cool....
Phill.
"Phill Harvey-Smith" wrote in message news:[email]... <snip>
And it makes like yer turds glow in the dark... it's pretty funny, you should try it.
OK then, here's a story that's just been waiting to be told. It happened to me about 1 year ago.
One morning, I bought a big (18oz) box of "Fruit Loops" while at the grocery store. For the rest of the day, that's all I ate....bowl after bowl of Fruit Loops with milk. I ate the whole box in ONE day....ant nothing else! :-O
The next morning, I took my daily morning PoOp. I was horrified to see a toilet full of BRIGHT GREEN TURDS!@ arrrghhhh....WTH???? I'm serious too, the traditional morning turds were a bright lime-green....almost bright enough to glow in the dark! ;o
So.....I freaked out. I looked up "green poop" on medical websites (big mistake) and read about MANY horrible diseases that could cause that. OH CRAP!!! I thought I was doomed! ehehehehh
Anyway, it turned out that it was just the green dye in that dang cereal...since that's the only food I ate that day (and mass-quantities too). The next morning, everything was back to normal.
WHEW! (It was a good scare for 24 hours though!) >:-[]
meheheheh :-O
"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...
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YEAH! Like, you're pretty good at telling pOOp-story's. And like did you run outside the house with yer pants down, yelling "I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
Fruit loops huh? I should try those. Colored turds RULE...
"frog baseball" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Oh yeah, brain freeze... is that what it's called? It's like that tinkle-tinkle-tinkle feeling above yer eyes...
So you had a whizz-day.
We should like, organise a whizzing contest with a.tv.bnb! Prizes for coloration, duration, height, distance and like, a category "freestyle"... that would rule!
Like those signs in public urinals: "Please don't suck up all our mints, it does damage to your health." Yeh right, as if... I like, sometimes cut them up in little round bits and like, be Mr. Generous... Mint anybody? Home made by my grandma! mmheheh...
"agha see" wrote in message news:mJEma.46378$[email]...
One time at a friends house, i went to the bathroom. And i noticed the toilet water was blue and when i wizzed it turned green. But my pee was yellow. So umm Dr. Drew, is there something wrong with me?