Hey, I bet these chicks are gonna want to hold hands and stuff,
Thats not all they'll hold,
Yeah, they like hold our popcorn and stuff.
Beavis, are you sure your ready for this?
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Adam. Poets, Priests and Politicians
Have words to thank for their
Positions...[email] (Adam Eccles) writes:
Here's a stupid question: Are these real quotes? I can add everything in the beavis and butthead quotes from now on. Or try to.
Of course they are real quotes dude, like from the episode where they go to the movies to see that Jean Gary Diablo film,
These two chicks come up to them and say, Can we be your dates..
Then BH says, Do we have to like buy you stuff,
The chick says, No just give us your tickets and go round the back and we'll let you in through the fire exit.
So they go round the back and wait for hours...
Christ do I have to explain everything....
Its like whenever I talk about chicks you never understand.
Are you sure your ready for this?
Catch you later dudes...
Adam Apparently nothing, nothing apparently.
[email] (Adam Eccles) writes:
Yes, I remember that episode.
Yes, I remember that episode.
Uh, yes, Adam, I said I heard you.
Yes, I remember that episode. Hm heh heh
I saw that too. Yeah. Really.
Uh, you're welcome.
Uh, are you like firing me or something now?
Ready for what? Explain, please. Thank you and stuff.
There's someone else here? Hm, oh yeah, there's a Norwegian dude or from-somewhere-there dude sitting a few meters across the room. You really have like sharp eyes there in America. Yeah...
God, you must be old. You mean like, you're ADAM? But you keep up with everything and all, you watch BnBH. You must like to piss off God some more. Heh heh heh. Cool. Rock on, dude.
On 22 Mar 1995, Michel van Gruijthuijsen wrote:
Naah, God's pretty cool, Michel. His name is, like, Hank. Or something.... And He likes to, like, watch TV and stuff. Like pay-per-view. He's also into chicks ("Give me my _mounds_....").
Chicks are cool...huh huh huh...uhhuhhuh huh....
On Wed, 22 Mar 1995, Bill Sekscenski wrote:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Or is it, "I want my mounds?" Never was the religious type.... ;)
So God isn't a chick herself. Wham! My whole imargarine world collides.
uhhuhhuh. Yeah.
No way dude, I haven't even got a gun...
Ready to score with chicks dude, like putting your wiener into a chick.
Errrrrrm, its like I live in England... not America... I believe I will go spank my monkey... or something..
Yeah, I like scored with that Eve chick...
God's cool he gets MTV and stuff, he's got every BnBH episode on video...
He like watches them sometimes...
Errrm, hello Norwegian dude, where is Norway anyway ?
I think its near that ossy place, hu huh
Oh yeah, thats cool, Ozzy rules...
errm, were there dude..
Adam.. What the hell are fjords anyway?
Adam Eccles ([email]) wrote:
uhhh aren't like... aren't like those things cars or something... uhh huh uh uh huh h..yeah...like I heard one time they uhhh made one that like would blow up or something if you like touched it... huyh that would be cool! huh huh... I think they called them .... uhhhhhh hu huh pimento's or something... huh huh huh ... what a stupid name .. huh ... I said 'touched' uh huh huh h huh ...
James .. I think...
James E. Rich (jerich@hermes) wrote:
Ummm, I think your right, I had a fjord once, a fjord fiesta, 150 quid I payed for that, it was cool...
Its like the first car I scored in. huh huh huhuhu huh.
He said 'in'
Yeah, in, hu huh huh
Adam.
[email] (Adam Eccles) writes:
You said 'quid'
Jeff
Erm, yeah, so what, you got a problem with that...
Adam...
[email] (Adam Eccles) writes:
No, I don't have a problem with you being a wuss.
Jeff
Are you happy with your face in its present position, or would you prefer to be talking through your butt...
Oh, you already talk through your butt, hu huh hu huh hu, Cool...
Adam,
I might as well just start kicking your ass
Right from the beggining...[email] (Adam Eccles) writes:
Seshual iwwercourse!
On 25 Mar 1995, Jeffrey Rients wrote:
SAY IT! SAY IT, YOU MAGGOT! SAY IT!!!
Bill Sekscenski writes:
Sheshool innacorth!
Jeff
On 26 Mar 1995, Jeffrey Rients wrote:
GET OUT!!!!
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Bill Sekscenski | |
Columbia University | "C'mon lucky seven -- Jesus |
| needs a new pair of shoes!" |
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| -- God, playing dice |
| with the universe |
|______________________________|Bill Sekscenski writes:
Heh heh, he called you a wuss...wussy.
Jeff
On 26 Mar 1995, Jeffrey Rients wrote:
You're a pantywuss. Mmhehheh heh....
WHAT DOES IT SAY????
Hmmmm....mmmhehhehheh....hehheh....yeah.
GET OUT! JUST GET OUT!!!
C'mon Butt-Head, what did it say?
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Bill Sekscenski | |
Columbia University | "C'mon lucky seven -- Jesus |
| needs a new pair of shoes!" |
| |
| -- God, playing dice |
| with the universe |
|______________________________|Who are you talking to arsewipe ?
If I ever catch you calling me a wussy again I'm gonna get down the internet and kick your ass..
Arse Munch...
Adam... Imagine the sound of one hand clapping... Thats the biggest applause you'll ever get..
[email] (Adam Eccles) writes:
No way! I'd kick your ass! I was just sick last time...
Jeff
On 27 Mar 1995, Jeffrey Rients wrote:
You couldn't kick anyone's ass...except maybe Urkel. Uhhuhhuhhuh....
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Bill Sekscenski | |
Columbia University | "C'mon lucky seven -- Jesus |
| needs a new pair of shoes!" |
| |
| -- God, playing dice |
| with the universe |
|______________________________|Yeah, yeah, really..
He's like a master painter or something.
Ummm, I can't be bothered to argue, its like I have better things to do, like chat up chicks or something..
God, get a life or something.
Adam. huhuh uhu hu he said master painter, huh huh.
SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX,
in cars in beds on beaches in moonlit cornfields in sunlit cornfields on desks on tables on the kitchen floor
etc etc..
Just do it...
Uh, oi oy yeah?!!!? Could you now explain what a chick is? It's those people who [talks with high voice now:] talk high-voiced,no? Uhm [<-extremely low voiced:->] no?
O, then it's not that sharp-vision. You're only 250 kilometres away.
You started the whole mess. And that god-like creature Mike Judge is your son then. God must have been pissed off. Even hE didn't thing about drawing a beavis and a butthead.
That's a pretty cool thing for that old skin.
The Norwegian dude says:"I think it's somewhere north of Amsterdam. How the hell should i know these things,dude?".
Ozzy? Osborne? Sherry! Alcoghol!! Glcool! glock glcok clokc
OK, lets go right back to the beggining..
Erm, I can't be bothered... Well, Cheryl is a chick.. OK.. and she's cool, cause she like watches B&BH and stuff,
The best things to look out for in a chick is that she watches B&BH and is cool, and stuff like that, Hey I'm sure you'll pick it up as you go along...
Yeah, its like I can see down the internet..
Hey what are you doing with your hands in your pockets...
No way dude, God has got the original sketches... :
Like just look out the window dude..
Um,
Adam, ski, or something...
Agree
Uhhh...
Down the flow? Not up the flow?
Uh,, sorry 'bout that.
So Judge stole those? He's pretty sharp picketpocker or something. Maybe gOD didn't wear his glasses when he was robbed.
Norwegian dude: "But I didn't coam my hair. What if somebody sees me? And it's cloudy too."
#Burps!# Just try some, man.
Me, or someone.
I'm like that lawnmower dude, I can travel around in the internet anywhere I like, or something. Errm, sorry I'm just lying or something,
Lying rules..
Yeah well thats what I thought.
Judge slipped me 20 quid to pinch the sketches while God was taking a dump. I photocopied them and put them back, God never even knew about it...
O dear lord, I remember when boys had their hair cut short, all you boys look the same to me. :
Uhhhh, OK, cool...
Adam, this newsgroup needs a toilet, toilets are cool.
Uhhhh.. M! heh heh.
He's getting old not noticing that.
He went to the barber when he read your reply ^^^^.
Uh, it's empty now. SOrry 'bout that. #HiBZZZ#
Especially if they don't work like they should.
Hmm, he is kinda old, but he still rules...
Did he gget his hair cut ? or did he go for something else ??? Something for the weekend Sir...
Oh well, just have to get my booze somewhere else,
ummm, what could go wrong? its just turds, weiners, butts and wee wee, a litle something for everyone...
Adam..