glorify the disfunctional

This show is pure crap. It's antisocial and degrading. It's a sad statement that it's had any success at all.

[email] (Gil Smith) writes:

• This show is pure crap. It's antisocial and degrading. It's a sad
• statement that it's had any success at all.

Oh man, this buttmunch gets my unequivocal lamination for Felcher of the Week.

Listen, you small-minded, anal-retentive, pet-torturing, tee-totaling, self-stimulating, pea-brained, constipated dillhole:

There happen to be a good number of people who disagree with your deep, thought-out, closed-minded analysis (heh heh anal-ysis) of Beavis and Butt-head. We think they're cool. And these people tend to think your off-the-cuff dissing of our buddies is mere proof that you should go back to AOL, Prodigy, or the other Fisher Price online service you originally came from (heh heh I said came). It's a sad statement that you have a real Internet account because that's usually a sign of open mindedness and tolerance for diversity that folks on the major online services tend not to have.

Granted, Beavis and Butt-head might not have the seal of approval of prudes like Pat Robertson, Jerry Foulwell, Newter Gingrich, or yourself. But they are funny as hell, they are intelligent in a way most of us tend to appreciate, and no amount of your mindless babble will change that. If people like you ran TV networks, the only stuff we would have to choose from on the tube would be Craptain Kangaroo, Barney (yuck!!), Mister Rogers, and National Geographic Specials. And that would suck.

So listen, Gil-roy Boy, Take your dime store ass-essment (huh huh) of our TV friends, Beavis and Butt-head, and, like, stick it where the sun don't shine. In case you don't know where that is, that's your butt.

Get a life, Get a clue, get some sense, and have a nice day.

Brian Heath. Secretary of Butts. Word.

Brian Heath <<---------------->> [email] Secretary of Butts/ Media Representative -- Kingdom of Buttland I'm like, the guy with two Gold Butts, or something........ http://www.servtech.com/public/heathbar Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil. Kicking the asses of felchers the world over. "Uh, can you spank a sea monkey?"

<<snipped one of the best ass-kickings I've seen in a while>>

<<Had to leave this in here. heheeh Fisher Price online service... That RULES!!>>

Excellent ass-kicking Mr. Secretary! He recieves my vote for Felcher of the Week.

I like double this lamination, or something..

Whoa!! Like settle down Beavis..

Uhh.. words.. words.. uhh... words... (*snip*)

Hey wait a minute, fartknocker!! I grew up on Craptain Kangaroo, so don't go there.. If you diss the K-man, like Mr. Greenjean's will have to go medieval on your 'nads or something! Oh yea, I like National Geographic Specials too dammit!! They kick ass! 'Specially like when some wild Hiney-ena is like eating some dead animal and stuff.. THAT RULES!!

So like go ahead and kick this feltcher's 'nads, but don't screw with Capt. Kangaroo..

emhehehehehe... "have a nice day" em ehehehe.. "Thankyoupleasedrivethru".. emhehehe..

[email] (Secretary of Butts) wrote:

[cool asskicking snipped]

Uhhhh.... Newt is not out disparaging Beavis and Butthead. The only problem he might have with it is if tax dollars were being used to make it. You've been watching too much Kurt Coader news! :-)

Tonight's Prediction: Pittsburgh 4, New york 1 and 3 Ulf fights!

In message , [email] (Gil Smith) wrote:

Uh...what? Dumbass. Try trolling in another newsgroup.

[email] (Gil Smith) wrote:

Then why do you post here asswipe?

Perhaps your too intelligent for satire?

BTW, FUCK OFF!

Geo

In what way is it antisocial??? If anything it has made me more social... Why do you think it is degrading???? I do not think it is....

Debbie lee

It's a sad statement that dumbasses like you find it so threatening that you have to post stupid crap like this.

In article , [email] said in an elagant way...

SucKess..huh huh...cool.

Oh, get a sense of humor, you uptight little stick-up-the-ass social commentator.

What a wussy... ehemehe ehehe...

-Michele La Wankstress

[email] (Michele Mantynen) writes:

Yeah, REALLY. Bumhug.

This troll is pure crap. It's hackneyed and cliched. It's a sad statement that it's had any success at all.

Meow.

Rev. I. $awyer Browneye President, Bungmunch University Glorifying the Disfunctional since 1996

In message , "Rev. I. $awyer Browneye" wrote:

I think we need to train the newbies better.

MEOW!

Isn't it dysfunctional?

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Obviously you don't have the opportunity to watch the US House of Reprehensitives (huhuhuhuhuh) Special Orders on that sucky C-SPAN.

C-SPAM sux. It would be cool if they'd show Barney Fag, or Dick Army.

I'd like to have a DICK ARMY. huhuhuhuh.

R.P.