No hard feelings?

Dear alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead,
   I am dearly sorry if I offended any of you in any way. I'm really a
nice guy and a dear admirer of Beavis and Butt-Head. How about we all
let the past be history and start over. I really don't want you guys to
think I'm some butt-hole(butt-hoooolllee [Speech Therapy]) who hates
everyone. I hope this message can be accepted by everyone and I promise
not be a butt-munch anymore. So no hard feelings? I'm deeply sorry.
                                                          -Wallace

No way! You suck! hehe You suck! And your crappy site sucks too! It sucks!

(slap-slap-slap) Damnit, Beavis get off my keyboard! Uuuuhh! What's this gooey stuff on the return key? That's disgusting! Try to get it in the jar next time, Beavis.

Oh, sorry but that.

So, uh Wallace, your site is like one of the best (and I am not just saying that 'cause that stud Jason is in the Butt of Fame). It has lots of cool pictures of me kicking Beavis's ass. He's a loser. So, uh , what was I saying.... Oh, yeah you are cool dude. I might even let you come to my party this weekend. We got the hard stuff - and its not warm this time. So, uh, stop by. We can get fitshaced and kick ass on those loser's that keep saying Beavis and me are gay. Well ... Beavis does watch me change clothes sometimes.

What?! I was just like checking if you had my underware on.

What the hell are you talking about. Why would I be wearing your damn underware - buttmunch?

I don't know I was just thinking .. you know.. sometimes... if I like soil myself.. I like switch my underware with some that you have in your drawers.

AAHH! Damnit Beavis leave your turds in the toilet not in my drawers. Beavis you have some kind of problem or something.

Yeah, I poop too much.

Jason

PS Keep kickin' gay-sayer's Wallace!

Actually, I will probably change it even if nobody cares...

Well I am damn tired of getting spammed so much, so I have spam-proofed my return address and while I am at it I decided to pick a nickname.

	<AOL>
	NOT ME !!!!
	</AOL>

And that makes you cool... :)

Advance to Baltic Ave. and do NOT collect $200.

You have a butt-hole? <AOL> ME TOO! </AOL> ;)

	mehheh...butt-munch...isn't that the new no-fat potato chip
        or something?  "Eat Butt-Munch chips for your health!!!"   ;)

        ^^^^               ^^^^^^

huhhuh, you said, "hard" ... and then you said, "deeply" huhhuh

   ^^^^^^
	huhhuh and THEN you said, "all-ass"...huhhuh  huhhuh huhhuh :)

And FINALLY, you said, " http://homepage.interaccess.com/~gromit " which is a truly great webpage and stuff!

When I was growing up, I used to kick my little brother's ass all the time but that didn't mean that he wasn't cool...it was just fun...I always thought the world of him and if anyone else tried to kick his ass, I always came to his defense. Consider yourself another little brother, Wallace!!!!

		Gary M.   :^)

Oohhh, isn't that sweet. Are you guys gonna kiss and makeup?

So do you swing that way now Gary M? Huh, homeowners.

No way, Gary M scored once. He swings both ways.

Winger Kicks!

Winger Kicks! (aka jason(pro)) wrote:

Mehheh...YOU deserve an ass-kicking for that...hehheh mehhhh ;)

Thanks, I appreciate all the wonderful comments. -W all ass (Wallace)

Gary M. wrote:

In article , Wallace wrote:

gee, i kinda got a lump in my throat after reading this..

i think its vomit.

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CherylAnn ILoveEverybody