I had sex with Beavis's mom

it was cool or something

Oh yea? Then what does she look like?

[email] wrote:

Thats like really sad when its kewl doing beavis mom.

No it was cool, cause I was getting paid! (like $20 per 15 min)

[email] wrote:

So then you got paid 66cents for 30 seconds of doing beavis's mom? Heh m heh! What a rip off. That does'nt even cover the cost of a paper bag for her and you, just incase hers falls off.

Uh huh huh, I got a porno pic of Beavis's mom's virginia, and the slut's thingie is this big gaper, uh huh huh....

In article , [email] writes

Same here, I had to tie a plank across my butt to stop me falling in, same with your mother.

Hey, I think Usenet had sex with Beavis's mom yesterday, because every newsgroup has a big gap in all posts from yesterday about 2 PM PST to 11:30 AM PST this morning! (Including my posts!!)

In article , [email] wrote:

Did you ejaculate? How much sperm did you pump into her vagina?

Michael

Member,CSULB College Republicans

For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way

In article [email] (Michael Ejercito) writes:

Michael, you SUCK...

In article , [email] (Cat) wrote:

Why do I suck? I was asking legitimate,intelligent questions.

Michael

Member,CSULB College Republicans

For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way

More importantly, *what* do you suck

heheh YEAH! hehemeheheheh and WHAT!

hehehh or with WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?

emheehehh...dammit, what was the question?

Gary M.

*p00p*

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Heh m heh!

http://www.doodie.com/index.html

Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

and for how much? Heh m heh!

You suck because you 'missed the bus'. You don't get the jokes in here, and when you try to answer like you think we would answer you come up with some blatant sexual imagery. Beavis and Butthead is all about innuendo, double meanings and stuff like that. Uh huh uh huh - I said come. Watch some Beavis and Butthead, and try to loosen up, buttmunch. Em eh eh he hee he eh you sucksucksucksucksuck.

Asking a Long Beach Republican [Steve Horn, George Deukmejian and Dan Lungren all come to mind -- "come"!] to loosen up and get B&B jokes is like asking a chick to score with Beavis. No, wait, some might. OK, Butt-head then.

In article , "D.G. Porter" wrote:

Actually,I find some of the jokes pretty funny. And Gay Cartoon r Us does some great ASCII art.

Michael

Member,CSULB Colege Republicans

For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way

Republicans -- can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em, or something... If you're gonna walk the walk, you gotta, uhhhhhh, talk too.

In article , "Dumbass" wrote:

In my honest opinion,coming is pretty cool.

Michael

Member,CSULB Colege Republicans

For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way

In article [email] (Michael Ejercito) writes:

No doubt... but spanking your monkey doesn't count. mehhehmheheheheheheheh (You *have* an honest opinion? - whoa!) >:-o

Cat

Cat wrote:

Yea! alt.sex.beavis's.mom Heh m heh!

In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

that is correct. I prefer women.

Michael

Member,CSULB Colege Republicans

For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way

In article [email] (Michael Ejercito) writes:

But do women prefer *you*??? meheheheheheheeheh

In article , Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:

Actually,"ejacvulate","sperm",and "vagina" are cooler words.

Michael

Member,CSULB Colege Republicans

For Truth,Justice,Freedom,and the American Way