Hi, I'm here to tell you about a new collection of rock hits called "All for Poop". It's got turdy-five of your favorite songs about poop. Just check it out!
you get...
<titles of songs and artists running down screen with the songs playing highlighted in yellow>
...Nada Poop with "Poopular" "...I'm poopular,"
...Pooper Drag with "Pooped Out" "Who pooped out the feeling?!"
...The Smashing Poopkins with "Poop with Butterfly Wings" "Tell me I'm the only poop, tell me there's no other poop..."
...Poop Fighters with "Big Poop" "Pick me to poop around it..."
...Primitive Radio Poops with "Standing Outside a Broken Toilet with Shit in My Hands"
"All for Poop" is not sold in stores and is available ONLY thru this special TV offer!
<more songs coming down screen>
Stone Temple Poops with "Big Bang Poop" "I wanna poop but I gotta fart...."
Pooping Westward with "What Do I Have to Poop?" "What do I have to poop to make you happy?"
Poopage with "Stupid Poop" "Stupid poop... Ohhhh ohhhh..."
...AND MANY MORE!
Here's how to order...
<blue screen with words on it comes up>
uhhhh... to order send us some money-- A LOT OF MONEY! uh... and some nachos (yeh, nachos RULE!). Oh yeh... can you send us some porno magazines too? That would be cool... uh huhhuhuhuhuhuhhuh, mhehehehehe hehehehehhehe...
Sir Peck II