Beavis Is A Perverted Homosexual

Pervert proof: While watching a Blur video Beavis tells Butt-head about wanting to "pee on one of these guys". Bloody sicko!

Gay proof: While researching the Mystery of Morning Wood Beavis says: "That Peter Pan fairy had a pretty nice butt. Gave me a stiffy!". Beavis is gayer than gay!

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Richard "No peeing in the shallow end!" Head

The eternal wisdom: "At least you picked the right name for yourself, dickhead..." - Willie (!!!) Stott, alt.music.bon-jovi.

Being turned on by Julia Roberts makes Beavis gay????????//

In article "D.G. Porter" writes:

Uh...it certainly could uhm...ehemeheheh... it certainly could like make ANYBODY wanna do something else.... ... ... even their hand (from what I read)!

hemeheheh... This was saaaaad.... hemeheheh

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

[email] (Sekhmet) wrote:

Unless he was referring to Peter Pan as a fairy. hehehehehehehehehe. He does...uh...fly. mmmmmmmmhehehehehehehehe. Your fly's open. hehehehehehehehehe.

beavis may be a pervert, but gay, I don't think so. D.

On Sat, 27 Dec 1997, AntiJohn wrote:

When the cooking-timer read Fri, 26 Dec 1997 11:37:27 -0800, "D.G. Porter" served the following:

Don't you know how to read or something, buttdumpling?

Damn homeowner!

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Richard "No trolling in the shallow end!" Head

The eternal wisdom: "At least you picked the right name for yourself, dickhead..." - Willie (!!!) Stott, alt.music.bon-jovi.

Don't you know who played that fairy in "Hook," butt-knocker? Damn hippie-clerk!

Well, I hope you got insurance, 'cause I'm about to kick yer ass!

When the cooking-timer read Sat, 27 Dec 1997 17:00:12 -0800, "D.G. Porter" served the following:

Uh, I called Peter Pan a fairy, you lousy nutsack! Like, pay some attention or something, you rejected loogie you!

Hey, don't call me that, turd-munch!

Mhehhehhehhe make my day or something....turd-burglar!

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Richard "No peeing in the shallow end!" Head

The eternal wisdom: "At least you picked the right name for yourself, dickhead..." - Willie (!!!) Stott, alt.music.bon-jovi.

Richard Head wrote in article ...

Um, Mr. Head, you may remember that in another thread, I thought 'dick' head was a pseudonym - if it is infact your real name, I'm real sorry pardner if you were like offended and stuff.

Hamster

When the cooking-timer read Tue, 30 Dec 1997 21:15:23 -0000, "Tom Bird" served the following:

Uhm, yeah, that's my real name or something. I changed it from Rodney Munch. meheh heehheh mheheh hehe

Tom Bird....How can a bird be named Tom? Isn't that like a boys name? mhehehe you're one of those bi-sexuals heheh mhehehe

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Richard "No peeing in the shallow end!" Head

The eternal wisdom: "At least you picked the right name for yourself, dickhead..." - Willie (!!!) Stott, alt.music.bon-jovi.

Richard Head wrote in article ...

No, it's a MAN's name! Heh heh, come on girls, get in line, no fighting, you'll all get yuor turns to ride Monty (monty python, geddit?).

Hamster

Richard Head wrote:

uh uh ... *head* ehehe

yeh.. he's a transformer... uh uh... :)

Richard Head wrote in article ...

Mheeh dick head!! gudden!

they aren't gay! If Beavis wanted to piss, it might have been from behind a screen or something!

And if Peter Pan has a nice butt, good for him - althhouhg I am worried about Beavis getting a stuffy over it...

hamster