Um, this group still sucks. Who the hell are all these buttknockers, anyway?
I like, went home to attend my grandfather's funeral? He had, like, lived out a natural life. Now he's a dead guy with a cool chain. Being dead is cool.
It was my first visit home in like, three years or something. My mom was really excited to see me.
Mom: "Son, when in the hell are you to finish up?"
Dong: "Uhhhhhh... I don't know, huhuhu huhuhuhu huhuhuhu....."
Mom: "You're the only son in our family. You know what that means."
Dong: "Uhhhhh, no? What is that, mom?"
Mom: "Dammit, son. I want my grand children!"
Dong: "Uhhh, okay, huhuhuhu... Uhhhh, what?"
Mom: "Just finish up whatever you're doing in America, get your ass back here, and get yourself a fine chick, son. And marry her, dammit!"
Dong: "Um, how the hell am I supposed to meet a fine chick, mom? I like, have no time at all! huhuhu huhuhuhuhu....."
Mom: "Don't worry, son. I have a long list of fine chicks right here. Let me fix you up one day. Just tell me when, all right?"
(Dong looking at pictures)
Dong: <blank stare> "Um, okay, huhuhuhu huhuhuhu... I'd like, this chick with big boobs? Why aren't they naked? Can I score with all of them, mom? That would be cool!"
Mom: "Dammit, son..."
(Mom beating up Dong)
Dong: "AAHHHHHHHHH... huhuhu huhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu..."
Mom: "By the way, how are your friends doing, son?"
Dong: "Um, who the hell cares? huh huh huhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu..."
Mom: "How's Bill? Is he still doing it with that dude dressed up like a chick?"
Dong: "Uhhhhh, oh, yeah. He is really messed up , mom."
Mom: "That's disgusting, son. How about Steve? Has he ever scored?"
Dong:"Um, what do you think, mom? huhuhuhuhu....."
Mom: "Uhhhhhh, oh, yeah, huhuhuhu..."
Mom & Dong: "huhuhuhu mheh m heh mhehehe huhuhuhhu....."
Mom: "What's Jay up to, son? Is he doing all right?"
Dong: "Um, he was on t.v. show with his mom. And it was cool."
Mom: "Oh, really? What t.v. show?"
Dong: "Montel Williams, mom."
Mom: "What was the topic?"
Dong: "'I'm a slut, and my son is a dumb ass', huhuhu huhuhuhhu....."
Mom & Dong: "huhuhuhu huhuhuhuhuhu mheh mhehehehehe hehehehe huhuhuhuhu...."
Mom: "And how is Scot?"
Dong: "Um, he's like, getting his wiener chopped off, mom. Cuz like, no chicks like him? huhuhu huhuhuhu huhuhuhu..... What a weiner, huhuhuhuhu....."
Mom: "Yeah, he's never gonna score, anyways. Good for him."
Mom & Dong: "huhuhuhuhu huhuhuhuhu mheh mhehehe hehehehe......"
Mom: "And what about Paul?"
Dong: "Dammit, mom. He was born even without nads!"
Mom: "Uhhhhhh, oh, yeah. I forgot, huh huh huhuhuhu..."
Dong: "Don't even bother asking about other dudes, mom."
Mom: "How come your friends are all like that? What a bunch of dumb asses!"
Dong: "Oh, yeah, huh huh... Everybody SUCKS! huhuhu huhuhu huhuhuhuhu..."
Mom & Dong: "huhuhu huhuhuhuhu mheh heh mhehehehe hehehe huhuhuhuhu....."
Mom: "Dong, you're the only real man. I'm proud of you, son."
Dong: "Thanks, mom. Now I go back to America, and I'm gonna score with all
chicks over there! All at the same time! Nobody is gonna stop me!
Kathy, CherylAnn, Mary, Michelle, Allison... Wait for me! Here I come!"(huhuhuhu.... "come"....)
Mom: "That's my boy, huhuhuhu huhuhuhuhu....."
Mom & Dong: "huhuhuhu huhuhuhuhu mheh mhehehehe hehehehehe huhuhuhuhu......"