Beavis: I know a guy...his hair is orange...he SUCKS!
or
Killer: U'r twisted man. Beavis: No U twisted it...while U were spanking your monkey.
or
Butthead: Did U just cut the cheese? Beavis: Sounds like it came from outside. Butthead: What are you, some kind of butt ventriloquist????
Me: heh heh heh huh huh huh
-Bunk
(Who would win in a fight between Bon Jovi and a piece of grass?) (U put yer WEED in there)