Geography Lesson

OK people, settle down okay, we are going to here about US mulitnational companies, okay, poisoning the people of third world countries, okay. Butthead, where has beavis gone?

On studying a map of Peru and Bolivia I recently found Lake Titicaca, spiritual home of all that worship the humble turd. I learned a little more of this fabled place, Lake Titicaca drains it's waters into the River Desaguedero, recently polluted by an oil spill. Said river continues downstream into Lake Uro-Uro until it finally arrives in....

Lake Poopos.

I kid you not, the people of the surrounding area are known as the Poopos and have been compaining about all the Enron oil that have been poisoning the fish and upseting their llamas. Kenneth Lay should get an extra kick in the nads for that. Oddly the leader of the poopos is married to some hippy woman in Vermont. Maybe he's being punished or something for stealing another man's llama.

Now I must retire to a quiet place and spank my llama...

TYDT

I intend on taking a spiritual journey there someday, sit by The Lake at midnight, drop some acid, and allow the spirit of Lake Titicaca show me the path to true turd enlightenment.

I learned a little more of this fabled place, Lake

Uro sort of sounds like Urine. This may be the coolest place on Planet Earth.

Yes, this is con-four-maton. This place is the spirial hub of the universe.

This is further proof that this is holy land. However, those Poopos need to quit their bitching and get back to p0Oping.

I prefer to do that in a more social environment, like the Womens Bra section at Wal Mart. Usually the cops show up and ask me a bunch of questions and watch surveillance videos and stuff then hit me with the tazer.

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cop: You prevert! KT: mhehehe, yeah... cop: This 'll teach ya, eat this... <sound of tazer> KT: OW!!! Buttmunch! mheheh... cop: I'll be d... <sound of tazer> KT: OW!!! Asswipe! mheheh...

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<sound of tazer> me: Dammnit, asswipe, cut that out before I kick you in the nutsack!

I remember several of the cops pulling out their metal batons at that point and the rest is sort of a blur. The worst part is I didn't get to finish spanking my monkey, thats why I walked all the way to the Wal Mart bra section to beging with!

place on Planet

That's the strange thing. Apart from Lakes with cool names it's a cold flat desert full of Llamas and people playing pan pipes. And now it's covered in oil too...

TYDT

As long as theres chicks there, it rules. "Hey, Pooponain chick, get your ass off that llama and come please Big Daddy Turds pan pipe. And bring a friend."

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If all the poopian dudes are marrying whiny saab driving soccer moms from Vermont there must be plenty of their chicks going free. Unless they're happy sittign around playing their panpies and stroking their llamas... , or kittens...

TYDT

We should go there. And score with the poopian chicks who are home alone playing with their kittens. Field Trip!