Uhhh... I think I like, dated David Van Driessen before. A few times. ehemehehe hehe. He's not cool, but he has a few good points:
-He's kinda cute (okay, I like long hair and beards, so sue me!) -He acts like a wuss, but maybe that's just to get chicks -He's pretty damn respectful of us wymyn -He's incredbly patient (or stupid... same effect) -He'd probably perform oral sex for hours before expecting anything in return
On the downside: -If he sang any damn folksongs around me, I'd have to get midaevil on his ass -He'd be off at rallies and fundraisers all the time -He's a pushover -He'd probably be into that tantric sex where you sit still for a long time and contemplate each others' auras 'til you either explode in cosmic bliss or fall asleep
Oh well. At least he's not Buzzcut, who probably only likes chicks who can kick his ass...
-Michele La Wankstress Secret Damn Hippie