Um, like last week was Lord Dumbass' birthday. No, buttmunch, I mean for real. He has reached the age of crucifixion; therefore let us pray to the High Priests of Cornholio that Lord Dumbass may be nailed for our sins.
Huh huh huh huh... "nailed"...
HAPPY BELAYTORED BIRTHDAY, LORD DUMBASS (and all your little scary friends...) or whatever. Here's hoping that whenever you turn on the Pleasure Machine that new epichoads are on for your viewing and spanking pleasure.
XXX, Michele La Wankstress
Uhhh...circumcised? It's like I was going to do that, but when the doctor came towards my nads with a knife I had to kick his ass.
No way, he'll never get any!
In article , [email] (Michele Mantynen) wrote:
Does this mean that Lord Dumbass is, like thirty-thirteen or something? Man, that dude is oooooolllllllllllllddd, and stuff. Is he dead yet?
Uh, almost. He's older than me, even, and I'm, like, real old or something. That's like that joke: your mama's so old... uhhhh... she's a slut. Huh huh huhhuh...
-Michele La Wankstress
Hey Michele,
Since you are pretty cool, 'cause you like Beavis and Butthead.. and 'cause you are like a friend of Dale's and The Rev. Browneye$, and Prof. Bungmunch.. Like where's your homepage? And like what does bonzodog mean?
Oh yea, stay away from Dale, me hehehehehehe... He has an abnormal fixation with 'feces' em heheheheheheh...e ehehehehe...
P.S. that BnB Porno ad was pretty cool... Thanks for sending it to Dale so he could post it..
Steve
Michele Mantynen ([email]) wrote:
Steven Bradley Burger ([email]) wrote:
Sorry, no homerpage. Does everyone have one? Just like an opinion and a bunghole? ehemehemehe heh he "Bonzo Dog" (like anyone out there cares- hi gang!) is taken from the name of an obscure 1960's British rock band, The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band. (Note to Dale and Stu L. Sample: that was "doo DAH", not... well, you know.)
Um, like there is no such thing as an "abnormal" fixation with feces. (Huh huh huh... I said "thing.")
It was so beautiful, it was my obligation to share it with the world. Or at least you guys. (Sniff, sob) You... you make the world a better, more wholesome place to live... (sob sob) I love you, man!
Um, so give me your beer, fartknocker!
-Michele La Wankstress (Dammit, that never seems to work anymore.)
Michele Mantynen wrote:
No Way! Beer sucks, drink hard (uhh huh huh)liquor in mass quantities!
What?! It doesn't work? Bring it over to my bed...uhhh "repair shop", I've got the tool to get you back in working order emmmhehehehe.
Well, hey! That's okay, because I have an abnormal fixation with Barney's feces! This is gonna work out great!
-Michele La Wankstress, And Her Travelling Collection of Fictional Dinosaur Poop
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