How to know if you are an a.t.b-n-b oldtimer

How to know if you are an alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead oldtimer.

• If you still have a binary of Ravy's thingies.

• If Erin and Jen's fem-erotic posts used to excite you.

• If the Name Greyfox still pisses you off.

• If you are a vetran of Operation Vowel Storm.

• If you remember where Ravy worked.

• If you remember what Z-Rock did for a living.

7. If you couldn't wait to post to the group the first time you saw "Way Down Mexico Way".

• If you couldn't wait to post the very first time you saw Cornholio.

9. If you remember when Adam was sorta cool.. for about 5 seconds.. (you have to admit he could go postal on binary dill weeds..)

• If you remember a time before Windows 95 and virtual stupidity..

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Uhhhh, ok so like, I don't remember where Ravy worked, or what the hell Z-rock did for a living....but that's because I was too busy looking at Ravy's binary thingies....and CherylAnn's ass-key thingies...and ass-key butt.....m-heh, m-heh-eh-heh-heh....Uh oh, now I've like, got a problem.....in my pants....

Oldtimers rule! (even if the ones who didn't post a whole lot{m-heh, "hole"}

And where the hell is Dongster? We must do too good a job kicking the asses of nut-mongers around here. There's nobody left to slap around. Even those damn "meow" turds are finally gone!

-Blindeye

Some fuckwipe I never heard of before, , wrote

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

Who's "we," FUCKWIPE? You couldn't kick Pee-wee Herman's ass if someone led you to his house by the hand. Where the fuck were YOU when the damn Harvard twits invaded? Where the fuck were YOU when the goths came in with their faggyassed "Is Beavis Goth" thread?

Slap me around, FUCKWIPE. See what happens.

No, they're not, dickstand. They're all RIGHT FUCKING HERE and you are in for one hell of an asskicking yourself if you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP about the "damn meow turds," you needle-jointed 4F AWOL waste of bowel towel.

i$b

Sounds like Buzzcut. Huh huh huh

Andrew Urbaczewski wrote:

Hey...here's another guy who is in need of "Operation Vowel Drop"

Giant Underpants From Outer Space

"Some lame piece of shit who changed his/her domain

Why don't you step over and find out, Stuart.

Let's see, at that point in time, our office was installing new equipment. We went about a month and a half with no computers, and another month beyond that with no net access. When I got back, I saw chaos. I emailed Bill Secenski (don't think I spelled his name right), and he filled me in on what was going on. I kept quiet, (as did a lot of old regulars), because the best way to kill a thread is to not feed it.

Buttknockering buttknockers like you are the reason they stayed around as long as they did. They spanked you silly, and when they were done having fun, they left.

Ok, if that's really what you want, Stuart.

Let's see, I haven't seen a meow cascade, (thank God!) in several weeks. I haven't seen a "Beavis=Goth" thread in a few weeks either. And if they come back, I'll stick their sorry asses into my killfile. Just like I'm going to do to you. Boo-hoo-hoo. I've followed this newsgroup for over two years, if my memory serves me. I remember when CherylAnn was kinda new, and posted several times a day. I remember when JennyElf hung around. I remember a lot. And I'll remember you, Stuart. You could be fun to slap around, if it was any sort of a challenge or if you were worth my time. Welcome to my killfile. Wuss.

-Blindeye

Matt Bruce wrote:

Meow.

did somebody say meow "cascade"?? meow

Did somebody start a cascade-meow without telling ME? Meow!

On 15 Jun 1996, Giant Underpants From Outer Space wrote:

Someone started a cascade-meow ?? Meow!!!

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Meow... what is the meaning of 'meow' anyway?? sorry for ignorance..

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The Great Lom !!!

Check that stuff out:

http://www.aeinc.com/web/LOM/Beavis.html

that would rule!!!

In article Blindeye writes: [snipped]

Hey... I thought you looked familiar. emehehehehehe... Things sure have changed since Chris Foreman, Adam Eccles, Michel, Dong-Ick, & others were posting here too. Dammit! I wish this was a cool group instead of the x-posters and wusses started messing things up! At least when things sucked, they sucked in a cool way.

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

[email] (Cat) wrote:

Right on, CherylAnn! It seems like all the other oldtimers left around the coming (huh-huh) of Buttniks. It sucks.

-Stoolio! Transcriptor and Stool First-Class

[email] wrote:

Woah!!!! CherylAnn recognized me!!!! This rules!!! M-heh, m-heh-heh... oh ya... I'm forgetting my manners... "Uhmm, like, spanks= you very much for noticing!"

It's like, if we had a bomb, all the wussies would leave us alone....

-Blindeye

On 13 Jun 1996, Blindeye wrote:

Ummm....the Rt. Rev. _is_ a gen-yoo-in "regular," and the Defender of Stoopidity <tm> to boot. Also founded Bungmunch Univ -- see my homepage for a link </gratuitous plug> -- and is a decorated veteran of the afo-s war (see _his_ homepage for an explanation).

At the same time, I'm guilty for not having pointed (huh huh huh..."pointed"...."Bless it's Pointed Little Head"....huh huh huh...."head") your credentials out to $awyer when I saw his post yesterday. I prostrate myself before the seat of higher learning for a thorough spanking by the Fightin' Lady Moamos, with Tanya Donnelly and Juliana Hatfield in the lead.

Meow meow,

Bill
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Bill Sekscenski wrote:

Ohhh no. Ohhh no. It's another flashback -- Summer of Love -- I can see the colors -- I can hear the music -- it's GRACE SLICK!

(Bonus points if anyone else can tell us what a "Jefferson Airplane" is supposed to be...although I, for one, never heard it called by that name...)

Can't answer that one...ehehe but I do know the pointy little head

reference is of that god-awful bearded dead guy, Harry Nilsson

and that movie "The Point" ehehehe "point" eheheheheheh

I guess the airplane one is a drug reference... ehehehe

maybe Michele the Hippystress can tell us the answer ehehehehe

Giant Underpants From Outer Space

Giant Underpants From Outer Space wrote:

No no no no no. "Bless Its Pointed Little Head" was a Jefferson Airplane record (ergo the Grace Slick reference). Not to be confused with "The Point", which also was pretty cool. Hey, you gotta like a guy who writes a song with a lyric like "You're breaking my heart/You're tearin' it apart/So fuck you" ("You're Breaking My Heart", *not* on the soundtrack for "The Point").

You're pretty smart, Beavis.

Yeah. maybe she can. Ms. LaW???

Bill Sekscenski wrote:

Not until they're done spanking ME, paisano. You osmosticized yet?

Meow meow,

Nick

On Sat, 15 Jun 1996, Nick Ramczykowski wrote:

Approaching 98% water, goombah.

In the spirit of Jagiello,

Bill
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Dammit, dammit, sonofaBITCH!!!! I missed the start of this thread, even though um like I was told it was here. Can somebody please re-post it??

Like, I'm an oldtimer and stuff. And I want to um like read it!!

hey...didn't you just hang yourself, or something?????

Oh no..sorry...that was teh other game show host....

Wonder if he will be getting Lord Dumbass III's special treatment????

Giant Underpants From Outer Space

I knew that young lad, you know. It's a pretty sad commentary on how cutthroat the television industry has gotten, actually. I mean, I even offered to have him guest host a couple of times, but the girls vetoed that idea. Seems they can't stand it when I'm away. So here we have a handsome young man who can't get any, not even from his wife, and he became so despondent that he hung himself. Well, I guess if the girls started turning me down, I might get a little down myself.

err..MEOW! no they aren't gone.. meow

meow meow meow meo meow meow meow meow meow

In his inquiring article [email] (Steven Bradley Burger) writes:

Huh? I couldn't hear ya... wait! Let me get my hearing aid.

No. I just remember the dudes did have them. OH, and btw--who still has my ascii butt-n-boobs on their hard drives??? emehehehehehehe

Never did. I'm not Libyan.

Emehehehehehehehe....

[blank stare]

ewwwwwww!

I remember that I really didn't care or something...

That was me! emehehehehe... Yeah! I remember that!

That was me too! emeheheheh... Hey, wait a minute--does that mean that I am a "true" old timer?

Adam. Ahhhhhh, sweet Adam. I sure hope that his Prozac kicked in. emehehehehehe.

Windoze 95??? what is that? emehehehehe....

Get a haircut, hippie.

thankyoudrivethrough

CherylAnn Iloveeverybody

Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Woah! This is, like, sen-ti-men- uuuuuhhh sen- uuh, like, cool!

huh-huh ... I think Donger's still innocculating ...

SSSSHHHHHH!!! He might hear you! And I STILL don't know who or what we're dealing with here! Butt-head, I'm scared. Can I sleep over at your house tonight?

uuuuhhh .... was he that professional wrestling manager?

DAMMIT, DAMMIT, SONOFABITCH! I still haven't seen that one! They must have banned it REAL early, since I watched B&B everyday (at 7:00 P.M., no less, back before those MTV buttknockers moved it to Late Night Only in order to please the Van Driessens of the world) during the summer of 1993.

huh huh uuuuuhhhh huhuh .... his transcriptions of B&B lines were funny in an unintentional way ... "I'll kick yer ARSE! Yer MUM's a slut! No way! We want DREAMER [Dreama, for us Amerispeak folks]!" But he was about 1% cool "COS" he did kick binary-posters' asses. I guess Drewbob kicked his ass so hard he committed suicide or something.

And "WHO'S CUTER:WINONA OR PAM" and "Meow" and "Buttland" and all that.

How 'bout this:

• If you remember the "MORE GAY CHARACTERS, PLEASE" thread

another classic from the Burgermeister

Dude...ehehe that is one of the funniest ever.... the second half, that MTV only showed a couple of time, due to the drug swallowing plot, is insanely funny. Beg, steal, borrow or kill for this show....

Whining Limey Buttknocker uh uh uh

yes... I am still waiting for MTV to show that one episode where BnB got together with Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street for an evening of gay porno movies and "wife" swapping uh uh

Giant Underpants From Outer Space