bless me Beavis, for i have sinned.
i went to DejaAnts anad typed in the
name of our littel webteevee friend,
john-mike-boy spiscetti-hoes...he is one funnie littel fellow!!!
two save you buttmonkeys all teh troubel of clickign the links, i present the folowing mike-messages asa pubic service!!!
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send me some pics of your sister.e-mail me
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in alt.teens.sexuality:
if you have pics of girls 12-14,send em' to me
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back at alt.teens:
i just saw on yahoo! for love eggs.i think you should
put them in.it wont be boring at school.======================================
how to win friends (edited) in alt.shenanigans:
YOU SUCK NEWSGROUP MASTER!!!! ALWAYS LOOKING IN TO OUR
PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS.WHO THE F*CK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE???
YOU SAY"IM GREATER THAN YOU!!" F*CK [address]'RE POND SCUM
JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!!I EVEN ADMIT:POND SCUM JUST LIKE
THE REST OF US! BUT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN ADMIT THAT!!AT LEAST
I HAVE THE GUTS TO.======================================
more alt.shenanigans:
if theirs somebody you hate-like your girlfriends parents
for not letting her stay longer so u can......well you know.
i have the perfect revenge for them.(warn your girlfriend
first)so heres what u do: if her parents invite u 2 their
house 4 dinner and if they have salad jizz in it.i dont know
how your gonna do it but its the perfect revenge.maybe do it
efore her parents go 2 work so it will be in the fridge.u can
jizz in the creamy italian dressing bottle.its very fun 2
watch her parents eat the dressing with the salad====================================== in response to some complaints:
acually,i just need my right hand and a salad dressing bottle
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Lumpy ngefca Camshaft :-)
aka LUMP BOY