Some fav quotes

Nov 21, 2002, 10:24 AM ET35 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

And now, since I have no life here's a quick stroll down BnB memory lane, courtesy of www.ccs.neu.edu/home/image/bnb-quotes.html:

"Have you ever noticed that Madonna is always masturbating during her videos?" "Heh, hem, yeah, so am I"

Butthead: Tattoos are cool Beavis: Yeah, I wish I was born with one Butthead: You're not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get them when you join the navy.

"Hey Beavis, guess where this hand's been?" - Butthead, referring to Jermaine Jackson's video

"Hey, Butthead, do you think I'm beautiful" (Does anyone remember which one that's from or the setting?)

"She beat her carpet." "Yeah, we should do that." "Yeah. It looks cool."

"The angle of the dangle is adversely proportional to the heat of the beat." "Whoaaa! You're pretty smart, Beavis."

"Uhh, I have an injury." "You do?" "Yeah, I have this great big crack in my butt." Beavis & Butthead

"I hate when mimes get in your face and don't say anything." "Yeah, I usually kick them in the 'nads and they say something. Usually it's ooh...unh...aahh." Beavis & Butthead

"Okay boys, what do you have under your clothes?" "Wouldn't you like to know." Beavis & Butthead

"Is he talking about humping a hound? Huh huhuhuh huh." "Heheh henh henh hmm heh. Yeah, that'd be cool. Heh heh hmm henh." "It would?" Beavis & Butthead

Seriously, does anyone remember where the 'think I'm beautiful' reference is from? I have no recollection of that at all.

-Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

Even better - "Why is it they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump, after all, you're not taking it anywhere...funk dat!" - Beavis "Beavis, you're balls are filthy, go to the ball washer, now!" - Butthead, at the golf course

Yeah, I love those ones. My 5 year old nephew and 3 year old niece have been going around saying, "Shut up, fartknocker!"

I like to start them off young :D

-Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Thats awesome! If I had a kid, their first word would be "Bunghole!".

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:5QNE9.580$[email]...

Dude, thats awesome! I have one of those things too, his name is Mack, but I usually call him Asswipe. Like, "Get the f*ck off the table, Asswipe." Or, "Get your ass in the house, Asswipe." Mhehehe...he's neuterrrrrrrd!

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Asswipe."

neuterrrrrrrd!

That's my name, baby. So, like, what are you wearing?

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:v77F9.1791$[email]...

Mhehe...ya think? See her re:.....mheheheheh..this is cool....

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Woah! So like, maybe, you know, I could come over with some nachos and a fruity whip, and we could like make out or something?

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

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A fruity whip. That would be like a gay whip or something. I'm not bringing that.

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

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bringing

Uhhh, Ok, I'll bring a Blue Wackadoo fruitywhip...I got some hard stuff too...mhehe..and some MadDog 20/20...high test...I'll bring that too...and for you baby, its not just the regular nachos, its nachos supreme. Damn I'm smooth.

you can hold hands.

"KingTurd" wrote in message news:JaJF9.90413$% > Woah! So like, maybe, you know, I could come over with some nachos and a > fruity whip, and we could like make out or something?

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ m a i l . u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:uoNF9.4198$[email]...

Uhhh...thats not all I'll hold.....probably my weiner too...

K to the Izzo, T to the Izzay

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yeah, I'm used to that...it's like, you know, that song..."Just The Way It Is"....but...you know..what would it take to..ummm...change your mind? Inflation Fighter Orange Orachata Fruity Whip? Big bottle of hard stuff? Or should I just act all smooth and use lines like, do you have a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I could see myself in your pants. Damn I'm smooth......

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

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stuff? Or

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Woah! Its really gonna happen this time! Boiooioing!

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Thanks for your concern and stuff. I'll be sure to wear approved monkey-spank brand eye protection. But like, what if I did all of the above, then took you to the quick mart for some nachos, then we could sneak into the MultiMegaSuperPlex 69 Theater and we could watch Silent Murder (thats a good movie to take chicks to), then go sneak in the club and do the Double Inverted Fartknocker Twist, then we could go to the beach and burn things, then..ummm..you know...go back to my place...mhehehe.... chicks are cool.

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Yeah, I have that effect on chicks. Then they just like, walk away.

[email] (Whamee319) wrote in message news:...> Yeah, I love those ones. My 5 year old nephew and 3 year old niece have been> going around saying, "Shut up, fartknocker!">

I heard that when you have kids you have to watch Barney videos, and you can't watch anything cwoool for years. The pooping and puking would be cwoool, though.

Hey, check out that other thread where someone says "back door"!!!!!

[email] (Whamee319) wrote in message news:...

Beavis: "How does Santa Claus get those reindeer to fly?"

Butt-Head: "Because he beats the crap out of them with a whip."

Butt-Head: "You just don't have any imagination."

Beavis: "I don't want any either."

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yeah. Red nose. Gay. Comet? Gay. Cupid? Gay. Donner? Gay. Bunch of gay reindeer. Santa must be gay too, to be hanging around all those gay reindeer.