*poop!*

Jul 20, 199612 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
12 posts

JUST A POOP

Take this poop off my eyes I'm exposed and its a poop surprise Don't you think I know exactly where poop this poop is forcing me to hold your pooop.

'Cause I'm just a poop o lil old me So don't let out of your butt. Ohh I'm just a poop all smelly and brown so don't let me have any poop. Oh...I've pooped it up to here!!!

The moment that I pooped outside so many reason for me to poop and hide I can't poop the little poops I hold so dear Cause it all those little poops that I fear!!

Cause I'm just a poop, I'd rather not be Cause they won't let me poop late at night ohh I'm just a poop, yes I'm some kinda freak Cause they all sit and poop with their eyes I'm just a poop, take a good poop at me. Just your typical poopytype. Ohh...I've pooped it up to here. ohh...am I pooping myself clear??

I'm just a poop I'm just a poop in the world That's all that poop will let me poop

Ohh I'm just a poop living in a boby cavity Your rule thumb, makes pooop some. Ohh I'm just a poop, what my destiny, What I've succumbed to is making me poop. Ohh I'm just a poop, my apologies What I've have done is just poop some Ohh, I'm just poop, lucky me!!! Tweddle-poop, theres no camparis-poop

Ohh...I've pooped it up to! OHH...I've pooped it up to! Ohhhhhh...I've pooped it up to here.

In article [email] (MATTHEW GERBER) writes:

[cool-ass lyrics snipped]

Whoa! that ruled! I even played it on my guitar and sang the lyrics.

Everybody (that wants to) please post any BnBH song lyrics here, ok? Like, we could collect them, put them on a web page and risk copyright infringement together! That would RULE! :)

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

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: [snipped the the badass lyrics]

This thread really kicks ass, we should make like 12 more songs and then send them to "Weird" Al, and he could have a new album be called:

*POOP* An Ode to Beavis (or what ever you like is fine with me)

Matt

POOP JAM  -  Pearl Jam
POOP FIGHTERS   -   Foo Fighters
STONE TEMPLE POOPS  -  Stone Temple Pilots
ALICE IN POOP   -   Alice In Chains
SMASHING POOPKINS  -  Smashing Pumpkins
NINE INCH POOP  -  Nine Inch Nails
POOPGARDEN  -  Soundgarden
(Just a few of the many bands that could be on this poopfilled album)

In article [email] (MATTHEW GERBER) writes:

emeheheheh hehehehehe... I like the NINE INCH POOP name! eheh...heheheh...

CLOSER (BY NINE INCH POOP)

You let me monkey-spank you, you let me constipate you you let me penistrate you, you let me emehehehehe.. you

Help me, I need Prep H my recturm! Help me, I've got no nachos to sell Help me, the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself.

I want to PooP a turd like an animal I want to feel it coming from my inside I want to PooP a turd like an animal my whole (emehehehe "hole") existence is raw You get me closer to stuff. emehehehehe...ehehehehehehehehehehe

etc. etc.

Let the PooP Thread live long (Thanks to Sir Peck) and everyone else that RULES on this newsgroup. emehehehe...thankyouI'mbeavisgoodnight!

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

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On Wed, 24 Jul 1996 17:02:24 -0400 Sir Peck II went a little too far...

man... I really started something!

um... howbout

POOP FOR PYROS - Porno for Pyros PRIMITIVE RADIO POOPS - Primitive Radio Gods GREEN POOP - Green Day (they SUCK!!) NO POOP - No Doubt (they suck too!) NADA POOP - Nada Surf (mheh heh heh... "Poopular") POOPING WESTWARD- Stabbing Westward THE POOPS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - Presidents... (also suck!)

I like The Smashing Poopkins! They are my favorite band!

emhehheheheh hehheh... I pooped in my underwear laughing at this!

yeh... I'm POOPular! (mheh heh heh...)

They suck too! mheheheh heheheheheheh

--Sir Peck II

"Belief is just some faith." --Billy Corgan

                  Deep Blue Poop...-(deep blue something)
                  Salt & Poopa'...-(salt & peppa')
                  hootie and the turdfish...-(obvious)
                  Take Turd...-(Take That)
                  The PooProdigy...-(they rule!)
                  OASIS...-(no poop reference needed....)
Yours Truely...
	*Poop* Unlimited (2 Unlimited- no poop reference needed there really, either)
	Silver*Poop* (silverchair- again,no poop ref...)
	Fugges (Killing me softly with his *poop*...and I dont even have to change the
	name...)
	Sir *Poop*-A-Lot
	*Poop* Doggie Dogg (droppin' *poop* on dat' ass, beeaach!)
	Front *poop*42
	The Real McPoop
	Toad the Wet *Poop*
	Counting *Poop*'s
	*Poop* Team ("Lemme hereya say *Poop*, there it is!")

I wont even start on country bands, they suck way too much to be included in even this... but I thought "*Poop* Scootin' Boogie" was too funny not to mention...

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You know who Id like to see you poop on?........Alanas Morasette.....while she sings "Its like pooooooop, on your wedding day......like a poooooooop, that I just cant take....Isnt it ironic" That would RULE!

kt

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In message , KingTurd wrote:

That would rule! She'd be singing, "I've got one poop on my left breast, and the other one's just all smushed on my right one." Okay, so I'm not a parody writer.

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On Mon, 29 Jul 1996 07:22:39 -0700 Sir Peck II went a little too far...

yeh... how about putting "Pooper" down under the song titles?

Hootie and the Blowfish... uh huhuhuhhuhuhuh huhhuhhuuhuh... "blow"

Have to agree there...

Anyone who is a die-hard Pumpkinhead despises them... but we have to come up with a turdy name for them.

BTW... I love this thread! :P

Sir Peck II "The good ones get the joke, the losers just whine some more." --Ken * Wanna tell The Smashing Pumpkins ya love em? * then check out the PRESENTATION PAGE at http://www.superior.net/sp/present/

Ok People!

Who do you think is the hottest chick on B-n-B? Which one would (heh 'wood') put on the dog collar and eat strawberries off the floor if she was asked?

My Vote: Daria

She has soooo much pent up stress and hostility inside that she is just looking for a release... in fact, I think she's waiting for Butthead to make his move! Then look out!

Anyone else?

-BD