Is it true that BnB are gay?
I heard this rumour, and I think it may be true.
I hope they never show any of their gay shows here in the UK
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||_ ||_ ||_In article , Andy Pandy <andy@felt- teddy.com> writes
Is there, by any chance, a deeper and more profound intelectual meaning of your chhosing to display Beavis and Butthead's sexuality in motion using the medium of dogs?
Yes, I think that he was trying to say that they are both caught up in the base nature of their desires and physical urges.
That, and the fact that they both *poop* a lot....
wouldn't beavis be on top?
What the hell are you talking about, "their gay shows"? There never have been, nor will there ever be, any "gay shows". Beavis and Butthead aren't gay, they're cartoons. Their characters, however, are two regular hormonally active heterosexual kids, who want to score with chicks and like to say cool stuff, like wood. Or thingies. Or weiner. Or butt.... and since when do Beavis and Butthead look like dogs? You're like, messed up or something.
Jared Betnar
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Ummmm. it's like... they do talk a lot about butts and weiners. And in the movie, Butthead thought he may have scored after his full cavity search.
Hmmm...
Ive said it before and Ill say it again: Being an openly and actively homosexual, I am especially in tune with the gay references and subtle sexual hints that Beavis and Butthead show toward each other. THEY ARE GAY, AT THE VERY LEAST BISEXUAL!!! You can try and deny it, but look at how they act toward each other...openly *spanking their monkeys* together, spending all that time alone together on the couch, hanging out in cow fields and construction sites *alone* together at night, purchasing Vaseline together (remember Beavis saying "Yep, we can never have too much of that!") sure, they talk about girls and stuff, but thats just a front to try and hide their TRUE sexual orientation from both themselves and the people around them...
Ray
You dumbass!!! Reading your post, I get the feeling that you've seen approximately 2 episode of the show. B&B don't spank their monkeys "together". They talk about spanking their monkeys, but they do it seperately in the bathroom. ("After I do it, I usually brush my hair, and like, flush the toilet. Heh heh.") They spend all that time on the couch alone because 1. They want to watch TV, 2. They want to watch TV, and 3. No one else will hang out with them. They'd gladly sit with a chick, but they can't, because all the chicks hate them. Oh, yeah, of COURSE they have to be gay because the go to construction yards and fields and places like that at night. If this was true, you can count me in as gay, as well as probably the whole male population of the world! Have you ever heard of a word called "friends"? Or "buddies"? (Even though they're "not really friends".) Just because two guys hang out together, doesn't mean they're gay. The vaseline thing was a *joke*, and just because Beavis wants some, doesn't mean he's spanking his monkey *with* Butthead. As for the "pretending to like chicks" thing, well, they must be two of the best actors ever, because they seemed pretty happy when they were about to score with Lolita and Tanquarey in "Tornado". And when they saw the naked chick in "Figure Drawing". And Beavis's "We're never gonna score!" speeches in the movie and "Teen Talk" seemed prety sincere. There are hundreds more examples throughout the series. In fact, if you you watch "Choke" or "Water Safety", you'll see that Beavis doesn't really give a crap about Butthead, and vice-versa. Actually, B&B aren't "gay" or "straight", they're cartoon characters. But their CHARACTERS are portrayed as two kids who want to score with chicks.
And what's with the dog picture? Since when do B&B look like dogs? You've got, like, problems and stuff.
Jared Betnar
Jared Betnar wrote:
As has been noted time and time again with these threads, the person with the problem is the one who so vehemently denies the possibility that Beavis and Butt-head are gay.
They all prove to be latent homeowners as well as just general, all-around buttkonckers.
Come out of the closet Jared and join the Gay rights parade.
Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland
yeh.... in the words of the immortal KC & the Sunshine Band....
"Shake, shake, shake.....shake, shake, shake..... shake your booty..."
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||_ ||_ ||_YEAH YEAH!!! Or like in that Butt-el-juice movie... "Spank, Spank, Spank da monkey" "Spank it all da time..."
mheheheheheh..
"Daylight come and I woke up with a bone" DAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOO, ISADAAAAAAOOOOOOO!"
King Turd President, Turd Music Group
Are you related to that dude from Wind in the willos? Mr Turd....
I've been on Mr. Turd's Wild Ride at Disneyland..... it ruled. The car drove thru gint turds, and at the end, it passed through a giant, violent butthole.
*poop*
Betty Boop, Booty Queen
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||_ ||_ ||_NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not you too!!!!!!!!
Tron
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Thank you for sharing, Gay Ray. I believe that falls into the catagory of too much information.
Tron
From: HoTMaLe19 Date: Fri, 14 Mar 1997 16:30:29 -0500 Newsgroups: alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead Subject: Re: Are BnB gay?
It's obvious you just gave us a subtle hint you like girls with (very) big thingies.
No. You just think that.
Why are you so pushy about this?
uh, i never saw that on Mtv, dude. Do you think you really saw that? Maybe you would want to visit your doctor?
I never even saw a thingie on Mtv.
watching tv..
"*alone* together" ?
oh. But you dont know the better tricks of hetero sex yet.
Yes, of course. An even better example of a gay man is one who's been married for 40 years and has never betrayed his wife.
Remember Miranda, Ray? You're lucky that junkie had a teaspoon to smurf your eye back in (remember the sound "shlurfffk" ?)
That junkie was interesting. She claimed to be Beavis' mom.
Okay, now you can come out of the closet Ray. I have nothing against gay people, it's like as important as eyecolor to me. But you're not a real gay male.
blubbur
I heard like a y'know a rumour or something that like the sky is falling 'cause of like a hole in the ooze-one layer, and I think it may be true.
I like heard this other rumour that there's like a morning wood fairy, and I think it may be true. Boooiiiinnnng.
There's this other rumour that Todd will let me join his gang, and I think it may be true. Todd rulez.
I like heard this other rumour too, but I like forgot or something. I think it may be true though.
I like rumours. You can like say stuff that's not true and fartknockers will believe you. Cool. Rumours kick ass.
-Davolio.
On Tue, 11 Mar 1997 21:46:25 -0800, Andy Pandy wrote:
Dude... You're really messed up!!!
I would kick your ass if i ever getta know U!!! Damn'it! Probly U believe in Santa Claus and stuff. Do ya believe every damn thing ya heard?
In fact they sure like dogz a lot! Like, to see their weiner and stuff... But what da hell do you have to draw them as dogz?!!!!!! Even worst, havin' sexual intercourse!!! Wuss!!!
Probly ya like ta have sex with dogs and stuff and you're tryin' to blame BnB!!! What a Fartknocker!
Don't make me kick your ass!
You pervert!
Beavis and Butthead RULEZ!