Hey Lord Dumbass III....

UKtime wrote:

A busy weekend for the Lord. Gene Kelly *and* Audrey Meadows. Now we can just hope that he let Andy Griffith go. "We will sink no stiff before his time".

And remember, His Lordship's never had a dissatisfied customer yet! Of course, his customers generally don't have much to say anyway...

Pete Working the late shift at Lord Dumbass's

P.S.  Kathy, Nathan tells me that he was an ELP fan when he was
      in high school, so that makes him older than you.  I say
      that it makes you older than him.  Please tell us which one
      of us is right.

Pete Sinfield wrote:

That depends on when Nate (mhehhehhehmheh -- NATE...nates...zap 'im! Zap 'im in the nates!) was in high school, dude.

Not when mhehheh NATE was high in school.

So, Nathan...like, when were you in VanDriessen's class or something?

"We're here -- We're old -- Get used to it!"

[email] (Kathy Diemer) wrote:

My client, Mr. Pussy, indicates that he got out of high school two years before that guy with the plastic face and the wife with the expensive clothes got erected president.

My client, Mr. Pussy, categorically denies ever having gotten "high" while he was in high school. He also categorically denies, among other things, having chugged Mad Dog after school and going crosseyed from trying to look down the backs of those low-cut jeans chicks used to wear. He has no idea what is meant by the words "Thai Stick" and "Mr. P's Accelerated Reading Class."

My client, Mr. Pussy, admits to having been in Van Driessen's class for two years. The second year he got a "D," so he did not have to repeat it again.

And you, Ms. Diemer?

Barry D. Bohn, Esq. Cyberattorney to the Stars

*What* crawls out of your *WHAT*??!?! hehmehhemehe

I thought we were A-queery-ons, or something... "Ass-trology" huh huh huh huh

-Michele La Wankstress

Hi Michele...

actually, it's pronounced "A-Queery-Ass" ehehehehehe

Those are lyrics from an old British hippy lyric writer - he wrote for King Crimson, about 600 years ago....he was an A-Queery-Ass, too

Bidding you a fond farewell, my lovely Wankstress....