You want to know what pisses me off? Right now MTV piss me off for fucking with my site. And public toilets. And when you've just washed your hair and a bird poops in it. Or if you have a web ring and all of the submissions are fake. Or people that make out in the park and don't throw the frisbee back to the little kids who are too scared to walk in on full frontal nudity and sex near the playground anyway. And servers who are too scared to contain any material which might get them in trouble. And people with poop-a-scoopers who like handling shit in plastic bags and then they carry it home in all it's stinky, poopy glory. And satanic bands who only worship the devil as a publicity stunt. And that feeling you get right before you vomit up McDonalds chicken nuggets with Sweet and Sour Sauce. And intelligent people who put their gum in the middle of the sidewalk so you'll step in it. And puddles of cat piss in the bath tub. And sitcoms that everybody love but are actually the most idiotic things on television. And people who think that Beavis and Butt-head are crap. And that noise my alarm clock makes when I have to wake up in the morning. Or even the way there is never any clean underwear when you need it. And The Sound of Music. And the smell of fertiliser and horse manure. Or the way that everybody else eats your cereal. And search engines. And going to sleep when you have important stuff to do and staying awake when you want to go to sleep. And when people don't flush the friggin' toilet! Did I mention that MTV really piss me off? Well they do, MTV ARE MONOPOLISING BASTURDS! Yeah, and um, PMS sucks too....
Don't come to Antonia you skudface weirdo!